[After Helga discovers a pay phone nearby]
Helga:
[to Harold] So how much money do you got? [Harold shows Helga two quarters in his hand] Enough for one call each. Hello, Mom! It's me, Helga! I'm stuck at the chocolate factory with a moron. The school bus left us here and we don't have any way to get back. Oh, please pick up, Miriam. [Helga hangs up the phone]
Harold:
[dials the pay phone] Hello? Mommy, it's me, Harold.
Worker at Restaurant:
I never heard of you! Don't call me again!
Harold: [hangs up phone] Dialed the wrong number.
Helga:
Just brilliant. You don't even know your own phone number.
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Ha, I died -laughs then clears throat- no really I did ._.
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