(On a camping trip, Grandpa is showing Arnold and Gerald survival skills. Gerald is eating red berries. Arnold is eating green berries)
Grandpa: Now, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.
Arnold: (swallows) I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.
Grandpa: No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.
Arnold: Excuse me a minute.
(Arnold runs off screen and vomits)
Grandpa: (sarcastically) You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?
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Me: Muhahahahahahahahahahha -laughs evilly-
Two minutes later (fly comes in throug window)
Me: (laughing then fly comes into my mouth) dfjjsdhahs (chokes it out) XD
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Random♦ Extremely Funny Quotes (if you're a Hey Arnold fan, you'll understand) ;) read at your own risk! ♦
