(Oskar playing saxaphone off key and loud)
Arnold
Mr. Kokoshka, do you think you could play your saxaphone some other time? I'm trying to study for a test.
Oskar
But Arnold I have to practice!
Arnold
Well, I have to study.
Oskar
Arnold be reasonable. Can't we at least compromise? I practice now, you can study tomorrow. (continues playing)
Arnold
(yelling over the loud saxaphone) But Mr. Kokoshka my test IS tomorrow! (angrily groans)
The next day...
Oskar
Hey Arnold, how did your test go?
Arnold
Not so good...
Oskar
That's too bad, you should have studied.
Oskar
But Suzie, where am I going to sleep?(Suzie throws sleeping bag and teddy bear at Oskar)
Oskar
Arnold, I can't believe how handsome you're getting, the way your body's growing to match the unusual shape of your head.
Oskar Kokoshka (about to bet Arnold's CD player during a poker game)
Don't worry, Arnold, there's no way I can lose.(next frame)I can't believe I lost.
Oskar Kokoshka
You keep the money.
Suzie Kokoshka
What did you say?
Oskar Kokoshka
You keep the money.
Suzie Kokoshka
Oh, Oskar! That's the most beautiful thing you've ever said to me.
Oskar Kokoshka
"You keep the money"?
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OMG okay! :D Legit, fucking Oscar killed me in the episode where Suzie left the baby Oscar with him -dies of laughter remembering the episode- his accent kills me x’P “Suzie, can you make me a sandwich?” c’: right here (on the side) →
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