WHY DID JACK JUMP OVER THE CANDLESTICK? DUMB KID...
JACK AND THE BEANSTALK, JACK AND THE CANLDESTICK, JACK AND JILL...BOY DIS JACK KID IS STUPID!!!
WHO NAMES DEY'RE KID GOLDILOCKZ, ANYWAYZ???
IZ CANT BLAME HANSEL AND GRETAL...WOULDN'T YOUZ LIKE A HOUSE OF CHOCOLATE???
WAS OLD MACDONALD'Z DOG BINGO???
DA POISON APPLE IN SNOW WHITE REMINDS ME OF THERESA'S COOKIES *SHIVERS*
DA FAIRY CURSED SLEEPING BEAUTY BECAUSE SHE WASN'T INVITED TO A PARTY. CAN YOU SAY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES????
"THE KING OF HEARTS,
CALLED FOR DA TARTS,
AND BEAT DA KNAVE FULL SORE" VIOLENT MUCH??? WHO SAID DIS WAS OK FOR KIDZ????
"A PENNY FOR A SPOOL OF THREAD, A PENNY FOR A NEEDLE..." YEA IZ WISH!!!!
MARY APPEARANTLY HAS NEVER HEARD OF A FENCE!!!
WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO LIKES BLACKBIRD PIE?????
IZ DON'T CARE HOW DA ANTS ARE MARCHING; DEY'RE ON MAH TABLE!!!
IF DA DISH RAN AWAY WIF DA SPOON, DID DA FORK RUN AWAY WIF DA BOWL????
WHAT KIND OF EGG IS STUPID ENOUGH TO SIT ON A WALL????
DA PEOPLE WHO MADE BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP AND TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR MUST HAVE BEN LAZY!!!
THE OLD WOMAN ATE A FLY, SPIDER, BIRD, CAT, DOG, GOAT, AND A COW, BUT ONLY DIES AFTER EATIN A HORSE???? WAZZUP WIF DAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHY WOULD YOUZ SWALLOW A GOAT TA GET A DOG?!?!?!?
DATZ ALL FOR 2DAY!!! GOD BLESS!!!!! DON'T SWALLOW A HORSE!!! STAY AWAY FROM DA 3 BLIND MICE!!! AND DON'T HANG OUT WIF JACK!!!!!!!!!
