The very short but cute Edward

Mustang misses Ed

Ed:
"I'm so glad to see you, Ed I want to polish your auto mail a bit okay so I'll have to take it off".
"How did I know you would say something like that"?
She took of my auto mail arm and began working on it.
They heard a knock at the door. Ed opened it.
"Colonel".
"Where's your arm", he asked.
"Winry".
"Oh she's doing some work on it", he said.
"Why are you here mustang"?
"You know why",
"Why, I really don't know"?
"I wanted to see you Ed".
"Eh, are you some kind of idiot"?
"I could easily pin you down right now. You only have one arm", he said.
"Shut up".
"Ed, come here a minute", winry shouted.
I walked towards winry.
"What is it winry"?
"I'm going to measure your leg".
Winry saw the colonel.
"Colonel mustang, why are you in rush valley"?
"For work, just a check of the town, but since the short-metal alchemist is here".
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT YOU STUPID COLONEL", I yelled.
Winry hit Me with a rench.
"You idiot stay still", winry said.
She was measuring my leg.
"There all done", she said.
"What's the problem", I asked.
"Well Ed, I think your leg needs to be made longer which will take 2 days", she said as measure my leg".
"Okay".
She took my leg off.
"Colonel mustang could you help Ed to the couch", she asked him.
"Wait what", I shouted.
He picked me up and put me on the couch. As he did he was smirking.
"Why are you smirking"?
"No reason".
"Hey Ed, colonel, I'll be back in a pen hour, I got to go to the old man and get some parts".
"Winry"?
She left and I was left alone with colonel mustang.
"Mustang, what is it"?
Roy:
He looks so defenseless, no arm or leg. It's kind of cute.
"What is it"?
"You look so defenseless", I said.
"What is that supposed to mean"?
I pinned him down.
"Let go of me, you pervert".
"So cute".
"I'm not cute".
Ed:
"Damn it", I thought.
He pulled my shorts down and started touching my middle part. As he did I could feel myself getting hotter. I'm scared, I got to think.
"Ah, stop it, you perverted, bastard".
"Cute".
"Stop, what if Al and winry sees you doing this".
"Let them have a show".
I pushed him off with my left arm.
"Stop it will yah, you pervert".
I stared angrily at him. He patted me on my head.
"Okay I'll stop but when  we get back to central, I won't be able to hold back from doing you".
I could feel, myself blush.
After a few minutes....
"Winry you're back",I said.
"Oh I got some temporary auto mail for you".
She clicked them on and I was able to walk around.
"Now Ed don't do anything reckless okay".
"I won't, believe me, today and tomorrow or when ever you're finished".
"Ed, are you sure, you always say that and then you act reckless", winry
"Relax I'll be careful".