Aries: They saw your dog and they wanted it
Taurus: They seen your fully stocked fridge and decided sacrifices must be made
Gemini: To steal your toilet
Cancer: They thought it was their house
Leo: They wanted to steal all your expensive shit and sell it on eBay
Virgo: Cause they broke af and need money
Libra: To steal your wifi
Scorpio: To kill you and then sacrifice your soul to Satan and be upgraded to the demon clan
Sagittarius: To see if they'd get caught
Capricorn: No reason.
Aquarius: To get blackmail on you
Pisces: To scare you. Their cute face made you not call the cops. at least they tried.
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
