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The Signs as Michael Clifford Tweets

♈️Aries♈️
@/DylanOBrien  Be my friend

♉️Taurus♉️
All I want is a emoji penis God dammint

♊️Gemini♊️
I remember when I saw my first pair of boobs

♋️Cancer♋️
Hello I am mr. Noodle arms

♌️Leo♌️
Housekeeping just came and I'm in my pikachu onesie. Oh god

♍️Virgo♍️
I wish Bonerific was a word in the dictionary

♎️Libra♎️
Here's a cup of calm the fuck down

♏️Scorpio♏️
IF I EXERCISE WHY AM I STILL FAT

♐️Sagittarius♐️
@/Luke5SOS stop being so happy

♑️Capricorn♑️
I know what a one shot is

♒️Aquarius♒️
"Want anything from Starbucks?" "3 more hours of sleep"

♓️Pisces♓️
Someone cuddle me

Megan:
If you know where the title is from you ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

P.S
It's Ray William Johnson
(He said it in a video)

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