Twelve Days of High School - A Twelve Days of Christmas parody

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On the first day of high school, 
My teacher gave to me:

A small team assignment for three.

On the second day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Two homework tasks,

And a small team assignment for three.

On the third day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,

And a small team assignment for three.

On the fourth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,

And a small team assignment for three.



On the fifth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:


Five CFC’s,
Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,

And a small team assignment for three.

On the sixth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,

And a small team assignment for three.



On the seventh day of high school,
My teacher gave to me:
Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

On the eighth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:
Eight cooks a-cooking,

Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,
Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

On the ninth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Nine teachers teaching,

Eight cooks a-cooking,

Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

On the tenth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Ten prankers pranking,

Nine teachers teaching,

Eight cooks a-cooking,

Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,
Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

On the eleventh day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:

Eleven slackers slacking,

Ten prankers pranking,

Nine teachers teaching,

Eight cooks a-cooking,
Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

On the twelfth day of high school,

My teacher gave to me:
Twelve queues to queue in,

Eleven slackers slacking,

Ten prankers pranking,

Nine teachers teaching,

Eight cooks a-cooking,

Seven confused students,

Six kids a-talking,

Five CFC’s,

Four vocab words,

Three new books,

Two homework tasks,
And a small team assignment for three.

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Sorry it's written so awfully. I had it written on word and that made it go all funny when I copied and pasted it.

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