THIS WAS MOSTLY THEGREATPHANTOM
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Come on lil’ fat dove, leave me alone,
Pour a little grain, an ice cream cone,
Go go go, go go go, go-go go-go...
Distract him with the food, then head for home.
I tell you dove, to fly away,
I heard it will be days before it rains,
Go away, go away, go-a wa-ay...
This is the moment - the weather’s good.
And I told you to be fragrant,
But you chose to cross the line,
And I told you to stop flapping,
Those silly wings of your’s,
You are always, always crapping,
Crapping all over the floor,
And you never ever leave,
Though ‘ve asked you to before.
Come on lil’ fat dove, what happened here?
You’ve been chowing on my food all year,
Die die die, die die die, die-die die-die...
You sure are such a pest, with the noise you make.
And I told you to be fragrant,
But you chose to cross the line,
And I told you to stop flapping,
Those silly wings of yours,
You are always, always crapping,
Crapping all over the floor,
And now you’re caking all the fishes,
With your awful, awful poo.
Who will love you?
Go take flight,
‘Cause you will fall far behind.
Come on lil’ fat dove,
Die die die, die die die, die-die die-die…
Die die die, die die die, die-die, die-die.
