October:
Q1: have you seen Luke's dïck. if so, how big?
A1: dude chill
Q2: can you fück luke?
A2: ;)))
Q3: are you going to have 99999 kids with Luke and marry him and grow old?
A3: well hopefully
Q4: are you going to make baby Hemmings and live with Luke forever?
A4: all you guys want is for us to make babies
Q5: are you sure?
A5: this question made me think about a lot of things
Q6: r you going to make babies w Luke:
A6: yes
Q7: Luke is so hot you're lucky
A7: dude I know
Q8: did you guys try for babies?
A8: guys I'm like 7 years old
Q9: why you ain't fücking w Luke? he's hot
A9: I'm 7
Q10: what's it like being w Luke?
A10: it's literally the best thing ever I'm so happy
Q11: so.... are we expecting babies soon?
A11: I'm 7
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Luke:
Q1: does liz know about this
A1: Yes, she loves October
Q2: will you tell the fans about this
A2: yes of course I think they already know though
Q3: did you use condoms
A3: ;-)
Q4: any mini Luke's coming soon?
A4: we just started dating oh god
Q5: does liz know about this
A5: guys come on
Q6: I fücking love you, Luke. Like you don't understand at all. Keep making music and dreams come true! And also, when are you going to do IT with October?
A6: aw I love you :-) and by it do you mean fall in love with because that's already happened
Q7: can we be friends?
A7: of course
Q8: how will the fans find out
A8: we posted a photo of us kissing on Twitter and Instagram.
YOU ARE READING
texts // l.h
Fanfiction"Hey, are you coming to the show this time mum?" "I doubt that since I don't have a kid and I don't know who you are." // in which Luke accidentally texts a fan thinking it was his mums number. // Book 2 in the Social Media Series.
