A/n - I WAS JUST REREADING THE LAST CHAPTER AND NOW I INSTANTLY REGRET THE EARTH AND MERCURY DMS HOW DID I EVEN MANAGE TO WRITE THAT W OUT CRINGING
Btw can u guys follow my new tiktok acc: @s0l4rb4llz_ven
also reeditted one small bit
Ganymede: god im so bored
Callisto: then do everyone a favor and shutup
Europa: stfu
Callisto: nty
Ganymede: I have an idea
lets start off with the simple ones
Io: ??
Uranus: more drama..
Ganymede: earths moon sometimes feels unappreciated and doesnt want to get in ppl way
venus used to have live 700 million years ago and hates himself and wishes he still had life
earth sometime regrets having life
Uranus crys himself to sleep everyday
Uranus: RIGHT CAN U STFU GANYMEDE NOBODY FUCKING CARES
Ganymede: no
anyways
titan wishes he wasnt saturns favourite
Saturn: but i dont favourite titan??
Enceladus: uh
Saturn: i dont?!?!?!?
Ganymede: everday saturn apologises to his moons for turning them into rings
he also accidentally says his moons' names wrong bc he forgets
but he only knows titans since he reminds saturn of earth
Callisto: okay r u done now?
Ganymede: nope
anyways,
Callisto has removed Ganymede from the groupchat
Europa: CALLISTO
Callisto has removed Europa and Io from the groupchat
Callisto: much better
Mimas: why remove io??
Callisto: because europa and ganymede will make him add them back
a/n - sorry for this being so short 😔
