Earth: FEEL LIKE A FEMQUEEN 👯♀️
Mercury: FEEL LIKE A FEMQUEEN 👯♀️
Earth: FEEL LIKE MIGHT PICK MY MAKEUP👯♀️
Mercury: FEEL LIKE A FEMQUEEN👯♀️
Earth: FEEL LIKE THE CUNTY👯♀️
Mercury: FEEL LIKE THE PUSSY👯♀️
Venus: please stfu
Earth: NO 👯♀️
Mercury: NO👯♀️
Venus: r u two dating or what
Earth: NO??
Mercury: ITS A SONG??
surprised u dont know it..
Venus: shutup and go back to singing ur femqueen songs
Earth: already did 💋
Venus: did u snort cocaine
Mars: HELP VENUS??
Earth: WHAT NO??
Venus: did u get drunk
Earth: NO?
Saturn: hello my friends!!
Mars: hey
HOLY SHIT
DAMN
GOD HELP ME
Earth: ugh is venus sucking that dick of urs AGAIN??
Venus: what.
Mars: WHAT NO-
I JUST SAW THE CRAZIEST SHIT
Earth: how small venus' dick is??
Mars: HELP NO
Venus: IT AINT THAT SMALL
Mars: I SAW JUPITER AND NEPTUNE
KISS
Saturn: WHAT
I DONT BELIEVE U!!
Venus: i gtg rn
Venus has went offline
Mars: I EVEN HAVE A PICTURE
*sends screenshot of Neptune and Jupiter kissing* (a/n - ILL MAKE A PIC SOON OKAY?!?!?)
Saturn: so jupiter cheeting on me...😭
Mars: yeah, im sorry
Jupiter: hey guys!
Saturn: why, hello BOYFREIND KISSER
Uranus: wtf is happening
Jupiter: WDYM BOYFRIEND KISSER??
Saturn: dont deny it
U KISSED NEPTUNE
!!!
Jupiter: I CAN EXPLAIN
Saturn: esplain what??
THAT U KISSED NEPTUNE??
THAT U CHEETED ON ME??
THAT UR A BIG FAT LIAR??
Jupiter: LET ME EXPLAIN
Saturn: IM BLOCKING U
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
AND U NEPTUNE
Saturn has went offline
Uranus: Will Jupiter continue apologising? Will Saturn ever forgive Jupiter? Will Jupiter and Neptune be canon? Find more on SOLAR...BALLS...GROUPCHAT!! (a/n - SOMEONE KNOW THIS REFERENCE PLS)
Mercury: not the time uranus..
Uranus: right...
sorry
Mercury: jupiter and neptune thats messed
Mars: fr
Jupiter: CAN U JUST LET ME FUCKING EXPLAIN
IT WAS A DARE
BY VENUS
I DIDNT DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Jupiter has went offline
Neptune: hellu gayz
Saturn has went online
STFU NEPTUNE
Neptune: whatz wrung :C ??
Saturn: U KNOW WHATS WRONG
U KISSED MY EX??
Neptune: but-
Saturn: SHUT UP
Saturn has went offline
Mars: i feel guilty
Earth: why??
Mars: because i kinda caused this drama by telling abt jupiter and neptune
Earth: what u did was right
plus if u didnt do it, saturn wouldve eventually found and and u wouldve been in trouble aswell
Mars: okay..
Europa: wow i havent been in here for eva
Callisto: its forever dumbo
Europa: this isnt jupiters lectures yk 😒
Callisto: speaking of jupiter..
@Everyone
why is jupiter crying sm
Mars: wait jupiters crying??
Callisto: yeah
know why
Mars: just...backread...
Phobos: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYOBEEEEEE
Deimos: YOU SPELT EVERYONE WRONG 🤣🤣
Phobos: SHUTUP!! 😒😒
Deimos: NO!!
Mars: guys..
Phobos: sorry
Deimos: sorry
Venus has went online
Venus: hey guys
(A/N - CLIFFHANGER 👿👿)
