AF##ING DISASTER..🍎

rubber ducks

thingy with alastor and lucifer lmfao :D YAEY

enjoy .

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10:69am 

lucifer was making his 368326437473877346654644th duck this morning and most likely got no sleep at all :D!1/jk 

(what lucifer was doing) 

lucifer was sitting on his bed making rubber ducks of pacific people like charlie, vaggie all the other members in the hotel because he felt nice when he was making Alastor he didn't really like the way he made him on the duck and started remaking them until he thought it was good enough!!!!1!!! >.< 

all the other ducks of the other members had a few remakes as well but on the 2nd or 3rd try he got it right but alastor, he made more than like 1000(jk) remakes of it in the past 2 hours. 

"bruh why dose the hair look so fucking wonky" he threw it in the pile of alastor ducks where all the other attempts of trying to make alastor go. he was gunna be their all day till he made it PERFECT. (no joke guys he's a very focused man>.<) 

(what alastor was doing) 

Alastor was talking to husker (and angel dust i guess) for most the morning because he didn't really have anything else to do) other than destroy lucifers sanity/j) other than hanging out with rosie or annoying lucifer (a daily activity for him to do LMFAO)  >.< 

the were mostly having small convocations on different things (husk kept changing the fucking subject my guys) but alastor didn't mind because who actually gives a shit about anything in hell!!n  

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anyways alastor got bored of talking to husk so he went to annoy lucifer (yay) >.<    he kind of js watched his door for like 2 seconds before barging in like the little shit he is 

"hello lucifer!" he yelled before seeing the huge amount of ducks (of him) in front of lucifer "..am i interrupting something there?" he pointed at the rubber ducks of him "get the fuck out" lucifer said (embarrassed lmfao) "nah, what are you doing anyways?" alastor sat next to him looking at the rubber ducks 

"dosen't matter." he put the other alastor duck in the pile and started making a new one of him. "ahh... okay then" alastor just watched lucifer make and fail trying to make a rubber duck version of him 

"how long have you been making uh- me for?" 

"shut the fuck up" he interrupted alastor >.< looking at him then the duck (he's using alastor as a reference) he continued making the duck for the next 5-10 minuets and it finally came out good 

"finally done?" alastor looked at the rubber duck lucifer currently had in his hand. "yeah" lucifer looked happy now that he finally made it how he wanted it to look. he thought since that alstor is right there he could just give it to him then and there :> 

"lucifer? lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer" alastor poked lucifer on the shoulder a few times "what" lucifer looked at alastor  "u good or sumth-" before he could finish his sentence lucifer put the duck on alastor's head. 

"ah, lucifer what the fu-" 

"there's your duck alastor" he pointed at the duck on his head and looked at him with a (cough autistic ah) smile uwu. "uh huh.." he took the duck of his head and looked at the duck 

"yeah that looks like me" he put the duck back on his head. 

"good" lucifer looked proud of himself "now get out my room is a mess" lucifer pushed alastor outta his room and shut the door because he wanted to clean his room and get rid of all the rubber al's on the floor.