Update thingy? + IncorrectQuotes

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Hye so first off, thats alot of reads

second off, please look at the Sun and Solar angst story I worked hard on that one

Thirdly, i am working on the refs for my Main TSAMS au! and the story for them, this Story will start being based on that story more then TSAMS itself as i haven't been watching the lore recently. 

So with our futher ado, the thing you actually care about, and not my bullshittery



Earth: You have to apologize to them Monty.


Monty: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!



Solar: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.


Ruin: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.


Solar: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??


Ruin: Is it working?



Monty: Have you done this before?


Frank: 'Well, Monty, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.'


Eclipse: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.


Monty: I don't read, Frank.



Foxy: Regular soda is too sweet!


Solar: Diet soda has a weird after taste!


Foxy: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!


Solar: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!


Foxy: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!


Solar: I'm going to physically attack you.


Foxy: Which is better, Earth?


Earth: Oh, I usually drink water!


Solar: Wha- NO!


Foxy: DISGUSTING!



Foxy: Solar, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?


Solar: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?


Foxy: I'm never asking you anything ever again.



KC: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.


Eclipse: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.


Moon: Wasps?


Scythe: Terriers?


KC: Scythe.



Solar: Ruin and I got married!!


Moon: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.



Solar: You wanna fight?! You got one!


Earth: Okay! *raises fists*


*Monty runs in, scoops Earth up in their arms, and runs away carrying them*


Solar:


Solar: What?



Eclipse: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.


Solar: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?


Eclipse: I like the way you think.



Moon: I haven't slept in 72 hours...


Eclipse: I haven't slept in 80. I'm the insomnia king!


Solar: Ha! I haven't slept in 90 hours, I'm aiming for an even 100.


Sun: What the fuck is wrong with you people.



Eclipse: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth



Solar: You know I think my life has value.


Eclipse: Who are you and what have you done with my twin?



Jack: Solar said its my turn with the brain cell.


Moon: Square up.



Jack: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.



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