Cote Oneshots.

A curse to this horrible world!

Ayanokoji Pov:

"Ayanokoji-kun, your life has come to an end."

The blue-haired girl in a seat told me.
I was currently dazed, wondering what had just happened.

Then I remembered-

~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hello, Yagami."

I said as I opened the door to the student council.

"Oh! So you did show up!"
He remarked in joy.

"Alright, I will have fun with killing you." Yagami said as he cracked his knuckles.

"Sorry, that won't be happening."

I told him.

He rushed at me and tried to hit my head with a right hook, but I dodged it quite easily.

"Is that all?"
I asked him.

He sent a kick towards my solar plexus but I grabbed his leg just in time and threw him away.

"Pathetic."
I remarked as I punched him in the face.

"You know what? I am so done with this!" Yagami yelled as he pulled something out from his pocket.

What is tha-

~~~~~~~~Flashback end~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And then I got shot by a gun.

"....."

"Phwaa!!" The blue-haired girl bursted into laughter.

That's not nice...

"I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous your death was! It was so stupid!" She yelled as she laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.

Asshole...

"Who are you anyway?"
I questioned her.

"Aham. The goddess of water, Aqua! Bow before me!" She stated.

"Oh, you are one of those Chunibyos aren't you?"

"No I am not!"

"Hey, is there anyone else in hell that is not a chunibyo?"

"What the hell do you mean by that! Why do you think you are in hell anyway!?!"

"Well, first of all I am going there. And I could tell by one look at you that you are going to hell."

"You are getting on my nerves!"

But I just said the truth?

I crossed my arms behind my head so I could rest and think a bit.

Maybe this is all a dream and I am getting nursed at the hospital?

But why would I be dreaming about a stupid idiot like her?

"You are talking out loud!"

Oh, this must be a nightmare. All the worst red flags coming together to haunt me.

"That's just rude!"

"Whatever. So what am I supposed to do now?"

I asked her.

"Eh? Oh you would have two choices normally."
She replied.

"And what are those two?"
I questioned further.

"Oh, you can either go to heaven and be bored there since that place is just the sun and other bored people or you can reincarnate as a completely new person with no memories."