Holier-Than-Thou

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ACT 3, SCENE 5

[The Hotel. CHARLIE is spiraling. She and VAGGIE have just found out of URIEL's 'disappearance' LUCIFER sits, looking ill.]

CHARLIE: I mean can you just believe that he would just disappear after all that talk yesterday about wanting to stay here? Like, come on! [To LUCIFER:] Where's Mom?

LUCIFER: She wanted to sleep in.

VAGGIE: 'Either of you have any clue where he went?

[LUCIFER and CHARLIE shake their heads.]

CHARLIE: Maybe Mom knows. I'm going to go ask her.

LUCIFER: [To himself:] I doubt she'll tell you.

CHARLIE: [She overheard.] -What?

VAGGIE: Err-

LUCIFER: Nothing! It's nothing, Char-Char.

CHARLIE: Dad... What aren't you telling us?

LUCIFER: [Sigh.] Your Mother, she- she made a deal. With Adam.

CHARLIE: What are talking about?

VAGGIE: Adam? [Beat.] Oh, shit.

CHARLIE: What??

LUCIFER: Lilith helped Adam. She sent the exterminations to Hell.

[ALASTOR enters. Humming again.]

VAGGIE: Alastor! Have you seen Uriel?

ALASTOR: Hm? Oh, no. Buuutt, I may have something that you'd be interested in seeing.

LUCIFER: What?

ALASTOR: Well, I was woken up by the strangest sound during the night. So, I came downstairs, and eventually, I stumbled upon a little note from our holier-than-thou-friend.

LUCIFER: Excuse me?

VAGGIE: What did you–?

CHARLIE: [Taking the note from ALASTOR:] Heaven?

VAGGIE: Heaven?

LUCIFER: Heaven?

ALASTOR: Heaven!

[VAGGIE goes to read the note.]

VAGGIE: He went with LUTE!?

CHARLIE: He's got to have a good reason, Vaggie.

VAGGIE: Well, he better have a good reason for not writing it down, too.

[Blackout. End of Act 3.] 

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