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A: Look, honey, I still love you, but I don't think this is working anymore.
B: Are you breaking up with me?! After TWO YEARS you're breaking up with me, over TEXT, because "it's not working"?! WHAT?!
A: Oh, shit! Sorry, I sent this to the wrong person!
B: Thank God, you scared me babe!
B: Wait, what? WHO WERE YOU GOING TO SEND THIS TO?!?!?
A: Fuck...

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