☆1☆
mom: Who's your phone wallpaper?
me: My boyfriend.
mom: Can I meet him.
me: Not before I do.
mom: What?
me: What?
☆2☆
parents: In five years you won't even remember his last name.
me: In five years it'll be my last name.
parents: What?
me: What?
☆3☆ how to break up:
you: Your ex is sexy.
them: which one?
you: me, lol bye. XD
☆4☆
people: You're so quiet, like you don't talk.
me: I talk, just not to you.
☆5☆
teacher: *hands me a worsheet*
me: *autographs it and hands it back*, always happy to meet a fan. XD
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