Charlie- okay I have my warm weather and my cold weather clothes I have a light jacket flak jacket and rain jacket wait does it rain in heaven?
Vaggie- Charlie you're the only going to heaven for a few hours
Charlie- Vaggie we are only going to heaven for a day and I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed
Vaggie- yeah I wish I could come sweetie but I have that thing
Bianca- what thing?
Vaggie- the thing with the...yhe thing um fuck gah I'm such a bad liar
Charlie- Vaggie you're my partner I need you there with me
Vaggie- fine
Bianca- yes!
Goes downstairs and sees a explosion
Angel- Arghh! What the fuck is with that wall?
Cherri bomb- what up hoes!
Angel- ho-holy shit Cherri bomb? Long time no see baby
Cherri bomb- Angie ya bitch! You been texting me depressing shit all day figured we could tear shit like old times it's been fuckin forever! Here hold this
Gives her the bomb
Charlie- ah! Oh my god god oh my god
Bianca- no give me this
Throws it away
Angel- I love seeing ya Cherri but I'm too tired I need to pass out
Cherri bomb- oho you can sleep when you're double dead fuckhead! Come on what you really need is a recharge a reinvigoration a re-
Charlie- responsible night on the town! That is a great idea hi Charlie that's my wall that you just blew up it's so nice to meet one of angles friends aagh he never brings anyone around!
Cherri bomb- wonder why
Charlie- yeah me too anyway angle and everyone else have been working so hard
I thrive they deserve to have a little fun
Cherri bomb- w-w-wait they?
Bianca- yes come everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!
Cherri bomb- wait I am only here for Ang...
Bianca gives her money
Cherri bomb- ooh! Never mind let's go!
Charlie- make sure they have the best time for tonight anyway the portal to heaven should be opening right about...now!
Throws Vaggie and Bianca walks in
Charlie- bye!
Charlie goes in and closes the portal
Bianca- it's been so long seeing all of these
Charlie- Vaggie look at this place it's soooo clean! Isn't that amazing?
Vaggie- yep super cool heaven wow
Hiya! Welcome to heaven can I get your name please?
Charlie- oh! Uhhh uh uh Charlie Morningstar!
Charlie Morningstar hmm I'm not seeing you on my list here that's so odd
Charlie- uh um my dad got me this meeting so maybe-
Oh dad! Okay
Charlie- Try Lucifer Morning...star
At.peter-Oh fuck! Yeah hooo he he he yikes am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost
Vaggie- ugh here we go
Bianca- no we are actually here for a meeting
Sera- St.peter we can take it from here greetings daughter of the Morningstar I am Sera the high seraphim of heaven you are gifted to be here
Emily- hi I'm Emily the other seraphim though you can call me em! Emmy E whatever you want I go by whatever welcome to heaven
They are at the hotel now
Charlie- okay I love heaven Vaggie did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!
Vaggie- those are just rainbows sprinkles
Cahrlie- Emily's going to take me and mom to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! You coming?
Vaggie- uh I need a break but hug a koala for me
Charlie- OMG can you imagine an actual koala? Ahh see you later
Bianca and Charlie leaves to be with Emily to see the Zoo and now is going to the meeting
Charlie- oh no not him again!
Adam- what up baby? Saw that you went to my manager low blow Karen
Bianca- still hasn't change at all
Sera- we are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel Princess Morningstar
Charlie- thank you seraphim Webster's dictionary defines redemption as-
Adam- objection lake and unoriginal
Sera- sustained no further dictionary references please
Charlie- right okay uh uh...uhhhh Mmmm
Adam- if you have actual evidence then show it already
Bianca- well we have a patron right now who making progress
Adam- who?
Charlie- Angel Dust
Adam- oh yeah the porn demon he's totally worth being redeemed
Bianca- well if you know so much about redeemed what do you think gets a soul into heaven?
Adam- ummm w-w-well...uhhhhh
Sera- is everything okay Adam?
Adam- give me a fucking minute okay?
Writes down what gets into heaven
Vaggie- "act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man" are you fucking serious?
Adam- uh yeah sure got me here didn't it? Right sera?
Sera- he was the first human soul in heaven
Bianca- yes he was but only because he was right handed by god
Charlie- well I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!
Adam- then let's fucking see it brah!
Sees a ball to see what angel is doing
Charlie- your honors may present exhibit A
Adam- heavenly people what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery that's not a soul worthy of being in heaven!
Bianca- objection! You never had a drink with friends after coming after a hard day?
Adam- um we don't have hard days? It's fucking heaven bitch you seriously going to sit there and pretend like this behavior is okay? What do you think?
Vaggie- I-i-i have to go to the bathroom
Charlie- wait Vaggie can you hold it?
Angle will make good decisions come on we have to keep watching please
Sera- I don't know
Emily- yeah let's give him a chance
Sera- very well the court will allow it
Charlie- fuck yes! I mean heh thank you
Keeps watching and see what he has done what Adam wants on his list
Bianca- Angel did everything on your list! He was selfless he stopped Niffty from stealing and he stuck it to Valentino!
Adam- uhhh...well uh...the then why isn't he here then? Hm?
Emily- yeah why isn't he here?
Charlie- wait none of you know what gets someone into heaven?
Sera- this questioning stops now we know when a soul arrives we know when they pass divine judgment it is our job to ensure these souls are safe
Charlie- mom don't you when a soul goes into heaven? But why can't you go to heaven you always stand up to others even when I'm not around as a guardian angel
Adam- holy fucking shit Bianca!? As in Bianca?! Wow can't believe you are here why your husband can't satisfy you? Or do you miss me that much to become my guardian angel
Bianca- you wish I could become your guardian angel and please my husband can satisfy me I don't see much of your wives trying to satisfy you
Bianca- Charlie!
Sera- I'm sorry...but this court finds that there is no evidence would in hell can be redeemed
Adam- oh fuck yes! I win suck it bitches you better save the date cunts because we're coming to your hotel...first!
Bianca- do it and I will kill you Adam! And I don't care if I go hell again and stay there I will protect those inside of that hotel!
Charlie- what? No no you can't-
Vaggie- oh you motherfu-
They go back to hell
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Hazbin Hotel (Season 1)
FanfictionIn an attempt to find a non-violent alternative for reducing Hell's overpopulation, the daughter of Lucifer opens a rehabilitation hotel that offers a group of misfit demons a chance at redemption.
