Hazbin Hotel (Season 1)

Episode one- Overture

"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven it was ruled by beings of pure light angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil Lucifer and Bianca was one of these angels he was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation while Bianca was always there for being making sure he's dreams come true but he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world so he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways from the dust of Earth they created Adam and Lilith equals as the first of mankind but despite this, Adam demanded control to get a Guardian Angel known as Bianca and  Lilith agreed to his will but Bianca refused to submit to they're will she fled to the garden drawn in her fierce independence Lucifer found her and two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love together they wished to share the magic of tree with humanity offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted but this gift came with a curse for with this single act of disobedience evil finally found its way into Earth with it a new realm of darkness and sin and the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered as punishment for their reckless act Heaven can Lucifer and Bianca into the dark pit they had created never allowing them to see the good that came from humanity only the cruel and the wicked ashamed Lucifer lost his will to dream but Bianca thrived empowering demon-kind with her voice and her songs and as the numbers of Hell grew so did its power threatened by this heaven made a truly heartless decision that every year they would send down an army an extermination to ensure hell and its sinners could never rise against them but Bianca's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter the princess of hell"
Charlie- don't worry mom I'll make you proud
Vaggie- Charlie?
Charlie- Augh! Oh shit did you hear all that?
Bianca- uh...yes we were right there
Charlie- sorry I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens this story helps
Vaggie- I know don't worry I enjoy your theatrics are you okay?
Charlie- I'm fine just thinking ya know family stuff
Bianca- did you hear from your father yet?
Charlie shakes her head no
Bianca- how long has it been now?
Charlie- not that long only...seven...years... off doing something important I'm sure but this kingdom was something you care about mom something I care about
Bianca- well at least your not alone
Charlie- I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work
Vaggie-it will I have faith in you all right come on alastor says he has something to show us
Hears the clock alarm ringing and going back to 365 days
Alastor- "Well hello there you wayward sinner do you like blood violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do that's why you're in hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlie MorningStar and His marvelous wife Bianca Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperience hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things! Such as such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hours pest control! Custom rooms and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here" So what'd ya think?
Vaggie- I'm sorry what the fuck was that?
Charlie- uh yeah one note... Alastor I mean— first off thank you so much for making this seriously amazing but um...maybe the tone is a bit...off?
Bianca- we want people to want to come here this makes it look...umm—-
Vaggie- bad the word you're looking for is bad
Alastor- Funny I was going for hilarious!
Vaggie- it didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole fucking point
Bianca- Vaggie is right alastor the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them
Alastor- well my dear I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement so I had a little fun with it
Vaggie- oh fun you had a little fun with it? Well this is not what we want to represent us when you showed up here a week ago you told us you would help run this hotel! You would help run this hotel! Instead nobody's going to watch to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
Bianca- yes angel?
Angel- if'n ya filmin' a commercial can I suggest you take a better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Vaggie- Angel you're a porn star
Angel- A famous porn star I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in
Vaggie- we are not filming a porn as a commercial
Angel- why not? Sec sells don't it? I swear if you film goin' at it with mister fancy talking creepy voice here you'd be rollin in participants willin to stay at this tacky hotel
Alastor- Haha! Never going to happen!
Charlie- Angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to um attract folks to the hotel but I really don't want to exploit you in that way!
Angel- oh please baby this body was made to be exploited I got the arms I got the stamina out I got the legs I got the lung capacity oh-oh I got the legs the gag reflex the holes...the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits
Charlie- uhhh hold that thought I'll be right back!
Angel- I could keep going all night baby
Bianca- yes but plus they would try to do "it" with you only and just get up and leave
Angel- hey I have a question if freaky face over there is so powerful then why can't he just make people stay here?
Alastor- oh trust me I can!
Husk- why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fuck's face and moan all the time if he want forcing me?
Nifty- I like being forced
Husk- keep that to your self niff
Angel- what your don't love being here with me whiskers?
Husk- call me "whiskers" again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat
Angel- kinky c'mon keep talking dirty!
Bianca- okay Angel please stop harassing husk and Charlie wouldn't want that sinners to be force they would need to choose if they are really to redeemed themselves
Angel- I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid we're in hell toots that's kind of the end of the road ain't it?
Vaggie- well maybe it doesn't have to be just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible
Angel- hey whatever means I can keep crashing here rent free crack is expensive
Charlie- Mom! Vaggie! Holy shit!
Bianca- Yes?!
Vaggie- Ahh! What?!
Charlie- get over here!
Bianca- something is happening
Vaggie- what's going on?
Charlie- My dad just called he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet he asked if I could go instead
Vaggie- but...but the extermination just happened
Bianca- that's right what the hell would they want now

Bianca- Okay so Charlie is dealing with some important meeting so while she's gone we are making a new commercial
Vaggie- So we need a camera Alastor? A video carmera
Alastor- Hmm?
Vaggie- all right let's do this! And...Action!
Husk- "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel can I help you with anything?"
Angel- "I've been a bad boy and I need a bit strong daddy to put in my place...on the path to redemption"
Husk- "well you come—"
Angel- "oh yes!"
Husk- "...to the right place"
Vaggie- cut okay Angel I need you to be less horny if possible and husk can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?
Husk- I ain't no act I can't memorize this shit
Angel- well we could improv this shit baby cakes Rawrrr
Husk pushes Angel off the counter
Husk- Whoops
Bianca- husk please
Niffty- Hehehehe stab stab stab
Bianca- okay Niffty Niffty? Niffty! Your line is going to be "We have the cleanest rooms" okay?
Niffty- got it I'm ready
Vaggie- action
Stares at the camera
Vaggie- uh...cut
Niffty- how was that?
Vaggie- well Niffty you actually have to say the line so let's roll again
Niffty- okay
Vaggie- action
Does the same thing again
Angel- You're doing great Vagina
Vaggie- Cut! Alright um maybe we can try to fix it in post
Angel- do you even know what that means?
Vaggie- I'll figure it out
Looks at the videos Vaggie recorded
Alastor- seems like you're having a bit of trouble there hm?
Vaggie- ugh este pendejo...why are you even here?
Alastor- for the entertainment! I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly like you are doing now! Good job!
Bianca- okay alastor that's enough to hear coming from you
Points camera at alastor
Vaggie- and here is alastor the egocentric piece of shit that-
The camera fails
Alastor- I wouldn't try that my dear this face was made for radio!
Vaggie- that's it! I don't care who or what you are if you are staying here you are going to make this work because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel will it shitass?
Alastor- fair enough I'll tell you what! Let's make a deal
Vaggie- pft! Do you think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you
Alastor- not for your soul just a simple deal I do this for you and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing! Your choice
Bianca- Vaggie are you really going to do this?
Vaggie- it's better come with something Charlie needs something so she will be happy for it
Bianca- okay it's your decision and I won't tell Charlie about this
Vaggie- thank you fine
Vaggie gives alastor the camera
Alastor- now than
Alastor brings a whole studio and brings Husk, Niffty, and Angel brings more people to help out changes Angel, and Niffty, Husk outfits
Vaggie- Alright everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial!
And Vaggie and Bianca's outfit changed

Charlie comes home
Vaggie- Charlie! How did it go? Did they listen?
Charlie- oh uh...they sure did...hear it but um...
Bianca- oh! I'm so happy they did! But come here we have something exciting to show you! Alastor help us to air
Alastor- I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha!
Charlie- wait? The commercial? You all made a new one?
Angel- yeah one of my better performances if I do say so myself
Charlie- that's...that's amazing
Angel- shush it's starting!
Vaggie on tv- welcome to the Hazbin Hot-
The news had to ruined it!
Katie-Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happing sooner than ever before do you know what that means Tom?
Tom- No what does that mean Katie?
Katie- it's means we are all royally fucked
365 days no more it's now 176 days
Angel- wait..what? Why?
Bianca- They can't be serious we just had one!