Hazel: how much would you rate Bertie on a scale of 1-10
Daisy: -1000000000
Hazel: uh I said inbetween 1 and 10
Daisy: i would rather murder him than choose inbetween 1 and 10
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MMU oneshots
RandomE-GIVEAWAY open story and click to find out! just a bunch of oneshots from MMU characters and MOUA (murder most unladylike and ministry of unladylike activity)
Murder Him.
Hazel: how much would you rate Bertie on a scale of 1-10
Daisy: -1000000000
Hazel: uh I said inbetween 1 and 10
Daisy: i would rather murder him than choose inbetween 1 and 10
