𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥: 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓎 𝒞𝓇𝓎 (HH x NeroMaleReader)

(S2) A Grand Encore

Quick note: None of this is canon to the original stories of HH and DMC. They have been altered to blend into one another. Don't take this too seriously because it's fanfiction and what I write is only canon to this alternate universe. It's all in fun and the love for both media. Please understand that I'm not a good writer but I try my best. Anyways, onto the Chapter.

[We cut to a flashback of the last chapter. It then shows Katie Killjoy reporting on screen.]

Katie Killjoy: Well it turns out that this human is part demon! How incredibly fucked up am I right? Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.

[IVarious inhabitants of Hell watch the news as a huge wave of attention now focuses on Y/n. The news spread like wildfire throughout Hell. Even The Seven Deadly Sins themselves have seen the news and are in great surprise as they make their one cameo. Asmodeus is seen with Fizzarolli watching the news together. Beelzebub sees this as she takes a swig, she admires the fact that a "human" went toe to toe with Heavenly beings. Mammon doesn't really seem to care whilst the other Sins like Satan, Leviathan, and Belphegor are yet to hear said news.]

[It cuts to demons whispering to each other while the Vees are plotting something. The Vees laugh together as a monitor showing Y/n on-screen goes into static and shuts down.]

[We cut to the new hotel lobby with everyone. Y/n and Lucifer sit right in front of each other as Lucifer tries to explain something to him. A bottle of (alcohol name) is on the table with one glass empty and the other untouched.]

Y/n: So let me get this straight. You're saying, I'm blood-related to Sparda?

Lucifer: That is... CORRECT! *The Price is Right theme song starts to play for a brief moment.*

Charlie: Dad! *the music comes to a halt*

Lucifer: Whoops, my bad.

Y/n: So you know about this? *shows Lucifer the Yamato*

Lucifer: Why yes, the good ol' Yamato. That sword cuts like a bitch. *he chuckles* But I gotta ask, how and where did you find it?

Y/n: Oh... well apparently, It was broken... in Heaven. There was this weird facility up there, that did all sorts of freaky sciency things to try and restore it. 

Lucifer:*He pours a shot for himself.* So that's what those pricks were planning! *he takes a shot and slams the glass onto the table*

Y/n: So... how do you know about this sword?

Lucifer: I should know, 'cause they came from me.

Y/n: But... not blood-related right?

Lucifer: OH No no no no no *he wags his finger* They were merely creations during my... uh...

Charlie: Depression?

Lucifer: *snaps and points* Yes. But now that I get to spend time with my precious girl. *hugs Charlie* DEPRESSION CAN FUCKING SUCK IT!

[Y/n thinks for a bit.]

Y/n: So... What happened when he was defeated?

Lucifer: Sorry kiddo but he left no trace of himself years and years ago after an Extermination. It's either he died or he is somewhere hidden.