POV Celestia,Junko,Hina and Byakuya are playing Uno except it's the new UNO: No mercy but they don't know it
Junko: Guys come on we have the beat Celestia! She's on uno!
Byakuya: I can't attack her my turn in after her
Junko: Hina your our only chance of stopping her!
Celestia laughing: I'm the ultimate Gambler you fools! Do you honestly expect to defeat me in a card game? In Uno?
Junko: Hina draw a card!
Hina: But what if I pick the color that she have?
Celestia: Since I'm about to win and pity you I'll allow you to pick two cards
Byakuya: Hina pick quick!
Hina: Uh......I'll just get another one......crap
Junko: Did you just get a plus 4?!
Celestia: Are you serious?!
Hina:....Yes?....
Junko: Play it!
Hina: I don't wanna Celestia will kill me
Celestia: No I won't I'll be pissed but won't kill you
Hina: Promise me you won't attack!
Celestia: Oh my god just play it!
Hina: Junko,Byakuya hold her back!
Junko & Byakuya: Just play it!
Hina: Celestia promise me you won't attack me!
Celestia: OH MY GOD! OK I WON'T ATTACK YOU!
Celestia,Junko & Byakuya: NOW PLAY IT
Hina: Since stacks are also allowed
Hina put down two +10 cards: Draw 20 Celestia
Celestia: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Byakuya: Didn't see that coming!
Junko: *Wheezing*
Hina: Celestia your not going to attack me rig-AHHHHH!
Celestia jumps at Hina: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
Junko and Byakuya is holding Celestia back while Hina have a bible,cross and is praying
Later
Junko: And that's why Celestia is taking a break from Uno
Toko: That explains why Hina is using me as her bodyguard
Kyoko: And why whenever we say Uno she freaks out
Junko: It was my fault anyway....I brought the Uno but didn't actually see that it was the new Uno: No mercy
YOU ARE READING
Danganronpa incorrect quotes or funny stories
FanfictionAlways wanted to do this, just a story fill with incorrect quotes or funny stories that pops inside my head this book will mostly be or all be fill with Trigger happy havoc as I barely or rarely ever see them appear in these types of book
