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TIME TO CHEER THINGS UP!
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Red: what games do you play?

Banana: Among us, I mostly get imposter but no-one suspects me cause I'm too innocent :)

Cookie: and I help hide the bodies! :D

Red: ...

Mushy: ...

Mushy: THATS MY KIDS! >:D

Red: I don't get your logic-
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Cookie: What do you two deal with every school day?

Banana, staring into darkness: ...

Orange, traumatized: ...

Cookie: are you guys okay?

Banana: *walks backwards going to my room* bye..
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How Banana met Mushy

Banana, scrolling through wattpad: hmm, let's see what incorrect quotes mean..

looks in Mushy's incorrect quotes book

Banana, 3 chapters in: ima just make myself known

4 or 3 weeks later

Banana, in the incorrect quotes book: how did I get here?

(idk)

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2024: IM THE WORST!

2023: ...

2022: ....

2021: ...

2020: ...

2019: ...

2024: ...

2021: well the worst one so far is 2019..

2019: HEY-
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Banana: who's gay?

Orange: for all I know, our past classmate was gay-

the classmate: NU-UH, YOU GAY!

Orange: NU-UH YOU GAY!

Banana: Andddd ima leave before they call me gay-

the classmate: SHES GAY! IM NOT GAY!

Banana: NO U GAY!

Orange: YE, U GAY AS FAK!

(OK OK STOP STOP)
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Can you help me burn a building?

Mushy: I thought you'd never ask! LETS GO!

Red: If Mushy's goin, im goin

Orange: Wait, what's Banana's option?

Banana: C'MON ORANGE LET'S JOIN MUSHY! GRAB EM BOMBS ALSO THE FLINT AND STEEL LETS GO!!!

Cookie: I hear them outside- wait, GUYS WAIT FOR ME!!
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cheer up :D

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