bitchy lighty switchy

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(Marker, Sunny, Foldy, Crayon, Wild Card, and Bell are online)

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: today is the day we welcome a new member to this gc :)

💛gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss💛: Are they a bitch?

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: depends who you ask, someone here would say yes (ykwya)

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Is that meant to say "you know who you are"?

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: probably

💛gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss💛: Well, guess I'll gladly accept them.

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ight

💜💙💜💗five cents: i have a bad feeling abt this,,,,,,

(Marker has added Liy to the group chat)

💜💙💜💗five cents: ,,,,,,,,

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: .......

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: EY @LIY YOU STILL OWE ME SIXTEEN DOLLARS

(Liy is online)

Liy: FUCK OFF FOLDY, I AIN'T GIVING YOU SHIT.

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: Oh, hi Liy!

Liy: Hey Belly.

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: We need to talk about you calling me that-

💜💙💜💗five cents: why does foldy even owe you 16 dollars,,,?

💜💙💜💗five cents: wait fuck i meant liy owing her 16,,,, i'm an idiot lmao-

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: She stole my diary once :(

Liy: I didn't even realise it was one, I thought it was a handwritten Stapy x F!Reader...

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: SHUT UP YOU LIGHT SWITCH /hj

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: hey liy have you killed anyone

Liy: Used to, but I kinda realised how fucked up it was, and stopped.

Liy: Was a pretty good serial killer though... never got caught...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: bitch what

Liy: MARKER I AM NOT A BITCH

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: UH HUH YOU ARE

(Marker has changed Liy's name to "bitchy lighty switchy")

bitchy lighty switchy: WHAT THE FUCK?!

💛gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss💛: MARKER WHAT-

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: LMAO!!!!!!! BITCHY LIGHTY SWITCHY

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Bitchy lighty switchy

bitchy lighty switchy: To be honest, I dig it. Bitchy Lighty Switchy.

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: Have you killed Taco

bitchy lighty switchy: Bell, I'm not an assassin, go get your own.

💛gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss💛: Why are you even- you know what, I'm done questioning this group.

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: yeah don't end up like fries did, ending up in france or somewhere like that idfk

bitchy lighty switchy: Oh Fries died.

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: wait WHAT???

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: LIY ARE YOU BEING /J OR /SRS

bitchy lighty switchy: /srs, he's fucking dead.

💜💙💜💗five cents: LIY I SHOULS NOT HAVE LAUGHED,,,,,,,,, BUT YOU SAID HE FUCKING DIED SO GOOD JOB YOU JS MADE ME SPIT OUT MY WAYET

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: Oh...

bitchy lighty switchy: Heard about it on the news, thought you'd all have learnt as well.

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: oh my shit...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: yeah, i'm gonna need to clear my head - 📕📗

(Marker is offline)

💛gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss💛: I'm going too, I'm not risking anything.

(Crayon is offline)

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: liy are you LIY-ing

bitchy lighty switchy: Wild Card, that joke is not funny. And no, Fries is actually fucking dead. He died.

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: Tbh Liy's spitting facts, not really the best time to joke

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: to quote gelatin, "dark humour is the way some people cope with tragedy"

💜💙💜💗five cents: ,,,,,,,,

💜💙💜💗five cents: zamn,,,,8

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: WHY DID YOU PUT AN 8 AT THE END LMAO

💜💙💜💗five cents: OH FUCK I DID LMAO-

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Wait don't we have recovery centers? We can just... bring him back

bitchy lighty switchy: Tried that, it didn't work. I asked Two how the recovery centres worked, and they let me borrow their guide from when they first ordered it.

bitchy lighty switchy: There's a database that should have us all in it, but Fries got removed. However, I looked through the editing logs, and figured out who removed him.

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: and that person was?

bitchy lighty switchy: ...

bitchy lighty switchy: Fries himself.

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