(MASS v2)
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THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: everyone can we get here i have a scenario for you all
💙foldy's malewife💙: ight what is it bish
💜💙💜💗five cents: is it realistic or,,,,,
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we are all sentient objects, nothing is realistic here
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: ok so imagine someone offers you immortality, BUT there is an immortal snail chasing you, and if it touches you, you die
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: what do you do-
💙foldy's malewife💙: ...
💙foldy's malewife💙: how fast is the snail?
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: snails are usually really slow stay pee
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Marker, you did NOT just call my boyfriend that
💙foldy's malewife💙: WHAT ABOUT TURBO HMM?
💜💙💜💗five cents: what if the snail spawned in france????
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Then it'd be eaten, but since it's immortal, it'd probably be unaffected by digesting
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: THEY DON'T ACTUALLY EAT SNAILS RIGHT?
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Marker, they do
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: HOW DARE THEY I LOVE SNAILS
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: WHAT DID THE SNAILS DO TO DESERVE IT :'(
💙foldy's malewife💙: they're coming for france's leader, he took the deal /j
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACAROON?
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHAT I MEAN MACARONI
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACARON
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACRON
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: YEAH, THAT GUY
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: DAMNIT AUTOCORRECT
💜💙💜💗five cents: HELP IM DYING
💜💙💜💗five cents: MACAROON- MACARONI- MACARON
💜💙💜💗five cents: FUCKING OH MY GOD FODY I CANT AJRJAIDJKSKAJFOSKASKDKODJAIDJSJDKS
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: HELP
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: "oh hey who's the leader of france" "m a c a r o n i"
💙foldy's malewife💙: LMAO- foldy this is why autocorrect sucks
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I use because I need to use my feet to type-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: WAIT HOW DID BELL, PUFFBALL, AND YELLOW FACE TYPE THEN??????
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: gacha logic, that's how
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: LET'S GO BACK TO IMMORTAL SNAILS-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: don't we have recovery centers? we don't need immortality when we got those!
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