Random Anime things bc Im a frickin weeb

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Me: *watching The Promised Neverland with popcorn*

Ray in Isabella's flashback: Hey mom, why did you give birth to me?

Me: *chokes on kernel* HE'S GENETIC???

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Tanjiro: How old are Lady Tamayo?

Me: VOID, TANJIRO JUST ASKED A WOMAN HER AGE!

Void: OH FUCK HE'S DEAD!

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Hisoka: *is being a pedophile*

Me: I can't deal with this shit *leaves room*

Kurapika: *appears*

Me: bonjour my good femboy-

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List from Hunter x Hunter: *exists*

Me: BASK IN HIS GLORY!

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Muichiro's backstory: *happens*

Me: Wait I'm confused, is he dead or is he not dead, this anime's confusing

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Teruhashi: I'm beautiful and god loves me!

Me and Void if we were in Saiki K: God would be Saiki so he actually doesn't, that's his uncle, the god of Saiki's inconvenience.

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Mineta: *exists*

Me: Officer, I punted that child in self defense-

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Oz from Pandora Hearts: I wanted to see you get all flustered and panicked

Gil: But master, I am but a servant!

Oz: I want you to be there as my friend

Me: JUST KISS ALREADY-

For context I was reading the manga :)

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Me: Wow, a Killua hoodie!

Void: Yeah, you know when you asked me if your present from me was hunter x hunter related and I said no? 

Void:

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Me: *gets hxh sticker pack*

sticker pack: *full of killugon*

Me: *loves the killugon but is disappointed at the lack of singular leorio stickers and leopika*

Sticker pack: listen here you little shi-

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