(FOR THE STORY'S SAKE, PREFECTS ARE IN SIXTH YEAR NOT FIFTH)
16:00, 3rd December
~CATALINA ROSAS~
ZABINI'S ZUPERB BIRTHDAY
blaise (bb) - Blaise Zabini
laila (bg) - Laila Zabini
lat - Catalina Rosas
llo - Florence Knox
bheo - Theodore Nott
braco - Draco Malfoy
blaise (bb)
baby boys
...and girls?
we're having a birthday party
laila (bg)
baby boys and girls?
blaise (bb)
idk let me be
braco
I feel like there is a lot to unpack here.
First of all 'zuperb' is definitely not a word
lat
I think it was done on purpose so it's a z like zabini draco
more importantly
WHY AM I LAT
blaise (bb)
duh
you fall into the laila part of this commitee
both you and flo's name therefore will take laila's letter
and dracy and theokins takes my b
bheo
and bruv
stop with the theokins
lat
ew stop with the bruv
you were never built for roadmen life
bheo
idk if that's a compliment or not
llo
It's not
laila (bg)
it's not
lat
it is
llo
...
lat
I SWEAR I'VE GROWN OUT OF MY ROADMAN PHASE
llo
henry?
lat
TRUST
NEVER AGAIN
llo
Yeah sure, we all know what your type is
And we all know who definitely is not that
bheo
wow
first contribution knox makes and its a dig at me
llo
I speak in facts Nott
It's not my problem if you cannot handle it
bheo
I see
lat
you're acting like the entire female population of britain hasn't had a at least one crush on a roadman
llo
Me
lat
you obviously don't count because you've never liked a guy
but Helena from fourth year...
llo
Wow you bringing that up now
Because I can list
bheo
let's not
lat
nah wtf
why am I getting flamed for liking questionable men in the past
we all have
blaise (bb)
sure
you just have worse taste than others
BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS
we're having a party
and you lot are organising it
braco
But Blaise.
You plan the best parties, can you not just do it yourself.
laila (bg)
why did I read that as if draco was a whiny todler
YOU ARE READING
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