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ozzies

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle.]

Verosika then comes into the office and sees loona.

Verosika: hey loona.

Loona: hey v.

Verosika: where's I got a surprised for him well it might as well be a surprise for all of us meaning you, y/n, Millie, milky, kiki, Coco and apple, Octavia, keenie, Sallie Mae, lin, and me

Loona: oh? Then what's the surprise?

Verosika: I'll tell you when both y/n and Millie gets here.

Loona: ok then.

[The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. You then come out the other side.]

Y/n: I can't believe those lumber jacks didn't notice my tendrils. They stabbed like 10 of them.

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

Verosika: well you better stay jazzed you little red horny imp cause we're all going to OZZIES!

Millie and Loona: Ozzies?!

Millie: that place is always booked.

Verosika: well I'm performing there tonight and Me and Octavia pulled some strings and got us some reservations.

Y/n: what's Ozzies?

Loona: Ozzie is this lustful club where couples go to here music, drink, eat, and fuck.

Y/n: I don't know. I could easily do all that at home and I already do.

Millie: babe trust us you'll love it.

They all give you puppy eyes.

Y/n: ok ok I'll go.

V, L, M: yayyyy!

They all jump on you and start kissing you with Millie in the middle and Loona and verosika on both sides of you. Blitzo then sees it and gets disgusted.

Blitzo: ugh..could you all not.

Y/n: (catching your breath) someone's jealous aren't they?

Blitzo: Eh, whatever. Maybe I can tag along and help you celebrate your boring as fuck polygamy.

Y/n: what? no, the reservations are for me and the girls.

Blitzo: Uh-huh

Y/N: Just us.

Blitzo: Mmm-hmm.

Y/n: Without out you, That means no blitzo in site, meaning you're not there, Meaning no you, Meaning stay the fuck away!

Blitzo: I mean all that can mean so many things.

Loona: you can't come blitzo.

Millie: please stay away.

Verosika: your not fucking invited!

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice, it's a big-

Y/n: blitzo if you do anything to fuck this up I will turn you blood into poison and watch you die slowly.