Will: What did I say about interrupting me while I'm talking?
Horace: What did I say about talking while I'm interrupting?
Will: They don't make em like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind
Halt: Thank gods
Halt: God give me patience
Will: Don't you mean give you strength?
Halt: if God gave me strength you'd be dead
Anyone other than Will: I think I'm falling for you
Alyss: then get up
Crowley: can I bother you for a second
Halt: you're always bothering me, but go ahead
Horace: Halt are you sure we're not lost?
Halt: I'm as sure as I am honest
Will: well in that case we're definitely lost
Will: If Gilan and I were drowning who would you save
Halt: you two can't swim
Gilan: It's a hypothetical question, Halt
Halt: I'd save my time and effort
Halt: so you two are dating now?
Will & Alyss: yes
Halt: why
Will: I just so happen to find Alyss very appealing
Halt: well yeah, I understand that part. I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with Alyss.
Gilan: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity
Will: *turning to Horace* How tall are you?
Halt: If I die, my funeral will be the greatest party you've ever been to
Will: if?
Halt: Christmas is canceled
Will: you can't cancel a holiday
Halt: keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too
Will: what does that even mean
will: What's it like being tall?
halt: Is it nice?
Crowley: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Gilan: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Crowley: Halt isn't answering his phone
Will: I'll call him
Crowley: Gilan and I have both called like 6 times, what makes you think...
Halt: Hello
will: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
horace: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
gilan: A realist sees a freight train.
Halt: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
crowley: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Gilan: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Will: I got distracted about halfway through.
Halt: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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