not in this chat we won't
8:32 PM
weird goth girl
> so in other news
> courtney got us jobs at the mall as christmas elves
> note to self don't hire heather for any jobs involving children
malibu barbie
> LMAO
bitch
> in OTHER news
> courtney got mugged LOL
court
> I don't see how that's funny
duncaroni
> it is a little bit
codemeister
> who mugged u
bitch
> get this
> santa claus
leshawna <3
> ur lying
duncaroni
> LMAOOOOOOOO
trent
> wtf that sounds fun i wish i was on campus
court
> I would gladly trade places with u
sassy gay boy
> i don't actually care but
> how exactly did u get mugged by santa
court
> I don't want to talk about it.
sassy gay boy
> lol
duncaroni
> sounds like a good time
court
> Fuck you Duncan
malibu barbie
> come on courtney!
> where's your christmas spirit?
bitch
> if i had to guess
> i'd say santa stole it
i love heather
> i'm sorry that happened courtney
> maybe for christmas i'll gift you a new bag and replace the items you lost?
bitch
> no
> ur not doing that
i love heather
> jealous?
bitch
> not at all
i love heather
> okay
bitch
> shut up
i love heather
> i didn't say anything
weird goth girl
> can u guys just fuck already
> i'm tired
bitch
> oh says you
leshawna <3
> what happened to talking about christmas
> why y'all always end up talking about sex
weird goth girl
> probably because most of us grew up either closeted, repressed, or single
malibu barbie
> how does one have a christmas brunch with my mom, telling her off for being homophobic while not outing myself
weird goth girl
> i mean
> short answer is you don't
> longer answer is you do exactly what i did for sixteen years and just shut down the conversation
malibu barbie
> could probably do that
leshawna <3
> good luck bridge honestly that sounds like shit
malibu barbie
> nothing i can't handle
codemeister
> *does a wheelie* but can you handle THIS
duncaroni
> i thought we established that time bridgette broke her back and was in a wheelchair that no she absolutely cannot handle that
leshawna <3
> you guys..
> you guys are not okay
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a totally dramatic chatfic
Humora total drama chatfic because i am unoriginal and unfunny! lots of gwourtney and aleheather with hints of noco, lyler (is that their ship name???), and other random combinations no one has ever considered except for me 🔥
