shut up courtney
6:01 PM
izzay
> guys guys GUYS
> the dildo
> is gone
codemeister
> THE GREAT DILDO HEIST
leshawna <3
> okay... i don't really care
> but i have to ask
> who the fuck took it and why
> also how
izzay
> goodbye, samuel
> we have loved you
bitch
> no way u fucking named it
weird goth girl
> *titanic theme music*
> go on without me, samuel
leshawna <3
> what the fuck though
codemeister
> i can answer where the fuck but not what
> because the fuck is now with whoever stole the dildo
> however what how and why are beyond even me
sassy gay boy
> cody
> shut the hell up
codemeister
> who needs a six foot dildo when you have your own
sassy gay boy
> oh my god
> how did u manage to make it worse
weird goth girl
> he is a man of few talents but this is one of them
ty
> if you'll be my bodyguard
> i can be your long lost pal
codemeister
> bah bum bum buh bah bum bum bah
ty
> i can call you betty
codemeister
> and betty when you call me you can call MEE al you can call me al
bitch
> so we're in the graceland zone
codemeister
> graceland, graceland
court
> Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
> She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
duncaroni
> what's going on
> are these lyrics
> i regret not listening to old music as a child
codemeister
> not old, CLASSIC
leshawna <3
> wait so what happened with the dildo
> we moved on so fast
izzay
> oh it's back in my garden :3
weird goth girl
> ??????
codemeister
> HOW
duncaroni
> what in the fuck
sassy gay boy
> i ask that a lot when it comes to you guys
> but with this even more so
> what is going on here
leshawna <3
> how did they get it back in?
> or for that matter, out in the first place?
weird goth girl
> ;)
> seriously tho you'd need to hire a crane or a helicopter
> or an interdimensional wormhole
bitch
> i don't wanna talk about this anymore
linds
> it was probably my cat he's been known for this kind of thing before
bitch
> it's not acceptable that this is the only answer that makes sense
court
> Izzy, are you sure you didn't just miss it when you looked before?
sassy gay boy
> i don't see how she could "just miss" a six foot bright blue penis
court
> I'm just trying to help!
weird goth girl
> trent stop ghosting us and say something
> i see u reading these
trent
> i don't even know what to say
codemeister
> how about "what the fuck"
trent
> yeah that'd work
> what
> the
> fuck
[...]
7:12 PM
Sierra created a chat!
Sierra added Gwen and 4 others!
Sierra sent a photo
[it's blurry, taken from far away, but there's two figures standing under the bleachers on the football field. it isn't clear who they are but one has long black hair and the other has what looks to be a short ponytail.]
Bridgette
> i thought we discussed that it's creepy when u take pictures of people
Sierra
> open the picture!
Gwen
> i did
> can't see shit
Sierra
> if you knew who was in the picture then you'd know why i took it from so far away :)
Courtney
> Can u at least tell us what we're looking at
Gwen
> and why it matters
Sierra
> it's heather!
> and alejandrooo
Bridgette
> wait really
Leshawna
> about damn time!
Gwen
> ew
Courtney
> Wait
> When was this?
Sierra
> during lunch :D
Gwen
> @heather
> hey girly!!!!
Heather
> ?
Gwen
> scroll up gf!!
Heather
> don't you ever speak to me like that again
> oh
> lol
Heather left the chat
Courtney
> Great job, Gwen.
> You scared her away
Gwen
> sorry it's just really funny
Bridgette
> wait but how can we know for sure that's actually them
Leshawna
> if it wasn't, she would've vehemently denied it, said she'd rather jump into a wood chipper, and threatened sierra
> but she just got awkward and left instead
Gwen
> leshawnas right
> it's like solid proof
Sierra
> 👍👍
Bridgette
> right right
> so what should we do w this
> if we try to expose her in the other gc all she'll do is deny it and the guys are too stupid to think twice
Leshawna
> plus she'd have al on her side and we know that man is all kinds of convincing
> right bridgette??
Bridgette
> oh arent u funny
Leshawna
> hilarious
Courtney
> I say we just keep this information to ourselves and pile up more evidence over time to create an actual case, then unload it all when a appropriate situation arises?
> Like what she would do to any of us
> Give her a taste of her own medicine
Gwen
> courtney you are a Genius
Sierra
> get a room
Leshawna
> i like the sound of that
Bridgette
> me too
Courtney
> Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
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a totally dramatic chatfic
Humora total drama chatfic because i am unoriginal and unfunny! lots of gwourtney and aleheather with hints of noco, lyler (is that their ship name???), and other random combinations no one has ever considered except for me 🔥
