Hades left maleficent for the most powerful goddess of darkness Nxy but when maleficent found out they were having a child, she became jealous with rage so she kidnapped child and left her for dead in an ally but when three imps come up for a kill M...
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I was in my room after the whole family day celebration was hell I really didn't wanna talk with anyone that's when Uncle Blitz came in
"Hey sweetie how you feeling?" He asked me sitting on my bed i sighed deeply
"Like shit but I guess dad was right I was too immature to go up alone."
"Eh don't give it a thought doll face now come on let's get you out this depressing state and go walk and talk." I was hesitant since with uncle Blitz it's never that easy
"Okay but no bullshit uncle Blizt."
"Promise." So I got changed and we went out to a coffee place just to get kicked out cause of Uncle Blitz and his big mouth
"Look, lady, it's not my fault that you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!" I sighed then I heard skates scathed, while uncle Blitz stammers in fear.
"Oh, wow. Lookee who it is." Is that clown again Fizzarolli
"Oh, fuck. You again."
"Stalkin' me now, huh?"
"Oh, don't fucking flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, WITHOUT YOU IN IT."
"Uh huh, sure. Blitzo."
"The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last 15 YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!"
"Twice, is ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH."
"Uncle Blizt let's just go." I said worried about what might happen
"Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!" I looked back an saw that strucked a never with him walking off
"Yeah well, guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?" That's when uncle Blizt goes on the attack
"Satan fucking damnit!" I said knowing this was coming I try separate the two until were lazzod into a building and are meet with guns to the face
"Hired! Hahahahaha!" Oh no
"Funny to run into ya' again, Blitzy! Oh is that little blue. And with a famous friend..."
"Oh, fuck me."
"For the record, we are not friends."
"Grandpa Crimson, Mr. Stircker."
"Why my young little granddaughter Lily have you grown."
"Look please were family can you just let us go."
"Sorry kid but this is business." I sighed softly. Then he record a message
"Hello, Asmodeus. You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me. If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want. You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of Hell. We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little bitch boy, and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut. I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MORON!" Oh is this gonna be bad having knowledge of Asmedous yeah he may seem like the weakest sin but he fucking does not take shit were tide up and put in a cage and the jester was not taking this well
