{ 1 : 03 am }
Louis: woah woah, liam calm down bud you're a guy you can't get your period
Liam: im scared louis.. my man vagina hurts
Niall: liam you okay ? do you need me to visit your house ? ik im like three countries away but i'll try to make it there as fast as i can if i leave now
Louis: niall shut up ur acting like liam is giving birth right now to your baby
Harry: what if he IS????
Harry: oh my god liam, take deep breaths
Louis: he is a guy for god's sake
Liam: oh my god
Liam: im fine
Niall: what happened back there, mate?
Liam: ok so you know me, the rich billionaire, anyways i was taking a shower and since my phone is lifeproof i had my phone in there too. so while i was texting you guys while in the shower i looked down to see my d.ick and BLOOD on the floor.. that's how i thought I got a period. but then I realize I am a grown man that still likes batman and that my nose was bleeding
Harry: it's a hard knock life, for us !
Niall: it's a hard knock life... FOR US !
Louis: you are all stupid i am going to go cut a lemon now goodbye.
Harry: don't leave
Modest: Larry is fake stop communicating
Niall: WHAT T FUCK
Liam: how did management get in here
Modest: we can get in anywhere, we got inside your tight pussy too !
Louis: this just got interesting
Niall: hey modest am i cute
Modest: no you are an ugly tomato jar
Liam: Correction, he is a MAYO jar.
Niall: rude.
Harry: Hi Modest, I love you! Have a nice day! All the love, H x
Harry has kicked Modest out of the group chat.
Niall: thank god, that SKANK called me a tomato :(
Harry: it's okay ni, you aren't a tomato xoxo
Louis: ew
Liam: ANYWAYS...
Niall: hey have you seen that one video of that girl drinking milk ??
Niall: SO FUNNY !
Louis: that isn't... ok...
Harry: yeah ! i know right hahahah it's so funny
Louis: ITS JUST A GOD DAMN GIRL DRINKING ASS COLORED MILK CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP NOW
Liam: yes, daddy
Louis: isn't that what sophia's supposed to say to you?
Niall: embarrassed emoji
Harry: two guys holding hands emoji
Louis: you're gay as hell emoji
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this chapter is so boring i am sorry my ass is too lazy to update! i promise i'll update a lot next week okay.. bye
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FanfictionThose little text conversations written between the band members of One Direction. " This is the most funniest fanfiction on watt pad ever! " -Fake New York Times (One Shots)
