SPC = Special Characters
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END !
{3:20 am}
Louis: hey.. long time no talk?
Zayn: hi, and yeah
Louis: what have you been doin
Zayn: nothin, just recording some new songs
Louis: new songs? like what? covers? bitch you're releasing them in like.. two years or so.
Zayn: still, my voice is better than yours.. you naked mole rat
Louis: funny.. who has the most awards here?
Zayn: doesn't make you any better than me
Louis: yes, because even though my voice is worst than yours.. i still get the awards
Zayn: shenanigans
Louis: :)
Zayn: that's because you got harry, liam, and niall
Louis: so? you have that guy named naughty girl or whatever
Zayn: it's naughty boy
Louis: sounds like a title of a porn video
Zayn: whatever
Zayn: you can call me queen b
Louis: why you singin a lorde song that shit died out 10 years ago when tupac was still alive
Zayn: it is a very catchy song
Zayn: at least she can sing better :)
Louis: oh bitch hold my earrings
Zayn: so gay you got earrings, huh?
Louis: I caught you sucking Liam's dick what's up bitch wanna play
Zayn: you prob liked it
Louis: nah i didn't like seeing a blonde shaved head that looked like eos Chapstick bitch fight me
Zayn: you look like a naked mole rat :)
Louis: keep callin me a naked mole rat, because it's obvious that's the only insult you got on me, bald boy
Zayn: bitch I will slap you
Louis: I'd like to see you try but I guess you can't because you're too busy suckin naughty boy's ass
Zayn: you mad because naughty boy said you couldn't sing, huh?
Louis: Shut up, you know it's a hard topic for me
Zayn: lmao
Louis: Really? Are you gonna treat me like this? You know how much I've struggled. I work so hard, you know? And you're tearing me apart.
Zayn: Sorry, I didn't think you'd mind..
Louis: Ha fuck you bitch I don't care if I sound bad money is rainin out my ass fucking bitc I will rip off your genitals
Zayn: you still can't sing
Louis: you're green eggs and ham
Zayn: you're a rat
Louis: .....
Green Eggs and Ham: lol you offended???? bOOOIII
Louis: fuck
Green Eggs and Ham: I'm not stupid
Louis: mhm
Green Eggs and Ham: bye
Louis: wait
Zayn: what
Louis: :)
Zayn: I knew you changed my contact name bitch I ain't 5 you thinkin you can play that shit on me?
Zayn has added Naughty Boy to the conversation
Naughty Boy: Wassup Z !
Zayn: nothin much, NB
Louis: high in the club high off purp with some shades on
Naughty Boy: do you hear that?
Zayn: what?
Naughty Boy: I hear a rat tryna sing
Louis: sorry do you want me to lower your music down or?
Naughty Boy: I will suffocate you in my fat rolls
Louis: Fat rolls of what
Naughty Boy: FAT ROLLS OF MONEY
Zayn: OOOOOHHHHHHH
Louis: Two can play at that game
Louis has added Harry to the conversation
Harry: Hello, how are you? x
Louis: Harry, Shut the fuck up
Harry: Oh. Hello, Naughty Boy. I was about to ask how are you but you aren't high class enough to answer x.
Naughty Boy: bitch you actin like a white boy who just got his dick shoved up his ass
Harry: That isn't very polite, sir x.
Louis: Why the fuck did I add Harry
Harry: Rude, Louis. Very rude x.
Louis has kicked Harry out of the conversation
Louis: Finally
Zayn has kicked Naughty Boy out of the conversation
Louis: ?
Zayn: :)..
Zayn: .. BUS 1?
Louis: BUS 1 :)
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ok ppl kept begging me to add zayn soo i did:) this chapter is so so ugly im sorry!
IMPORTANT: okay, so i know i suck at updating.. but im trying to step up my game. so, for the next update i have to get
70 VOTES and 40 COMMENTS
i know you can do it, so once it hits 70 votes and 40 comments i will immediately update, okay?? i will write a chapter in advance so it will be quick!
thanks!
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FanfictionThose little text conversations written between the band members of One Direction. " This is the most funniest fanfiction on watt pad ever! " -Fake New York Times (One Shots)
