What the fuck was i doing???
I maybe justt made enemies from the alliance!
Im so fucking stupid!
I prepare to go in again but something fell...
I go to check it out anndddd...
"who are you and why are you here."
I deadpan at the cameraman in red who just entered my home.
Base?
Hideout?
Whatever the fuck it is hes in it and I wanna know why.
"umm you see haha... This... Is rather funny... So uhm... Uhhhh..."
"you don't remember do you."
"yeah."
I pinch where my nose used to be.
"you fucking suck."
"i know..."
Now theres an awkward silence...
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Is he gonna say som-
"im cameraman #356! Pleasure to meet your acquaintance!"
"hi. Im y/n."
"you- you dont have a number or module?"
"i insist that im just y/n. Call me otherwise and ill kick you out."
"scary!!!!"
I grab his shoulder and teleport onto the battlefield.
"what the!?-"
"i need parts."
"but-"
"you dont even remember who you are and where you came from, im gonna make you stronger. Now come on teammate, your being rather slow."
"you consider me a teammate?!"
"yes?"
"awesome...."
"cool. Now lets go."
He turns out to be pretty good at combat and soon we take care of the toilets.
"drag the striders here and any 'unique' toilet."
He does some sort of goofy ahh salute
"yes boss!"
And just like that he runs off...
Well now we wait i guess...
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Whats on gods green earth is that boy doing-
"i-i did it b-boss!"
He says panting an tired bringing me a pile of corpses.
Well damn.
"thanks."
I teleport us back to the base.
"put the corpses near the table. Im gonna get us upgrades."
"ok!"
He puts them all literally right next to the table...
Well hes gonna be a handful...
"Alright, shutdown for the day. Ill upgrade you we will talk later."
"Ok then! Please dont abuse my trust..."
He lays down and shuts down.
Welp.
Lets get to work.
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Very funny. Very very funny. (Reader/Author x Skibidi toilet
FanfictionAfter some demand i decided to make one of these and yes this is based off the world of my other story so yes white will exist here and this guy already exists in whites story you will know who he is soon. (your a tv person here)
