After teleporting onto the battlefield i see skibidi toilets everywhere on the field and no alliance members yet...
Perfect!
I try to spot any perfectly suitable upgrades for me...
Zero.
Are you joking.
Like, theres nothing but the white shelled weak toilets...
How far back am i??
I contemplate going for more and ultimately decide to go for another one as this one is a complete waste of time...
I teleport to another battlefield and prepare
This feels like clash of clans.
Just with black smoke instead of clouds and an overview...
Well whatever.
After like 300 fucking hours i finally find one.
Thats right
No i insist you heard it right
O. N. E.
ONE FUCKING ARMORED SKIBIDI.
ARE YOU JOKING DUDE.
guess ill just have to kill the head without damaging the body...
I jump into action...
Or atleast i was until i felt lazy and just used my red screen.
Toilets die.
Wow.
Shocker.
The real interesting thing though is how strong my red screen was...
Not to alarm you but...
It kinda covered the entire highway...
Funny little detail huh?
Anyways.
I take the armoured skibidi and go to my rundown shack.
I start picking apart armor pieces off the skibidi then carefully removing his jetpack.
...
...
...
That's it
Literally thats it
Well i guess i can maybe do this...
I make the armor pieces become shins and elbow protecters.
Atleast my elbows are protected?
Man this sucks...
Well maybe... Just maybe...
I doubt it but lets try this.
I teleport over into ???
[pov: ???]
Where the hell is white?
I got my upgrades before he has it makes no sense his already on the field right?
Suddenly black smoke appears infront of me i ready myself for a skibidi or something of the sort.
But it was a tv android?
He looks like he already has upgrades?
The tv androids werent with us so what does he want?
"hey! You! What the hell are you doing here??"
I can hear him mutter
"shit its plunger."
"what about me?"
"you see im stranded and im barely alive so i came here to help you while i can."
"were you the source of the massive red light?"
"yes but pleaseeee keep my existance secret!"
"why would i-"
"not everyone is like you plunger. They might want me dead because of treason abd if you look closely these upgrades are speaker and camera upgrades which means..."
"did you- did you actually kill them?!?"
"wwhat! Nononononono! They were already dead i just took their head!"
"WHAT!?!?"
"SHIT!
the black smoke reappears and he disappears.
...
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????
YOU ARE READING
Very funny. Very very funny. (Reader/Author x Skibidi toilet
FanfictionAfter some demand i decided to make one of these and yes this is based off the world of my other story so yes white will exist here and this guy already exists in whites story you will know who he is soon. (your a tv person here)
