The Humourous Monster In Me

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The Humorous Monster In Me

by Angelina_np and Warrior_Prophet

Listen! It's not a rumour

This bad ass has got a sense of humour

I am the the first to try a new gaff

And at your expense I'll have a laugh

People often say I'm crazy

I only think that I'm a liitle lazy

Maybe it's my face's grin

I know you know what I mean

I am the tickle poker

The one and only original joker

That's me, the comedy gangster

That fart from the whoopie cushion prankster

In my life I have a quote

When you hear it don't be like "WHOT??"

Humor is my other name

A funny bone sense that I can't tame

I lick my finger, stick it in your ear

Makes a person moan and a hundred cheer

The first sick joke molester

Everyone knows me, the court jester!

Theme = Humour, Jokes

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