Gaseous Anomaly
You feel extremely fantastic,
Contented and full of grace,
Laughter has your medicine,
Idolizing a smile-happy face.
The gaseous anomaly hides,
Schemes unwelcome inside,
You'd run super-bunny fast,
Denied you are shanghaied.
Was it my restaurant dinner?
Could it be the stomach flu?
Annoying train-cars arrived,
And swiftly pushed through.
Your face turned pale-green,
Detecting a bossy rim wind,
You expel an entrails shriek,
Daft progress won't rescind.
Noisy gurgling is abnormal,
There's gut-pressure below,
An airy evident disturbance,
Is toting a horrendous salvo.
Once the gizzard's untamed,
Weird gassy emissions flow.
Maybe you'd get that notice,
Or a stink-valve just blows?
If you cannot grip-on tightly,
You'd embarrass of the loss,
Cringing at your next duties,
You unwilling had embossed.
You're face-palming the pain,
With its nonexistent forecast,
Not warning you the fuse-lit,
In a looming rocketing-blast.
Sometimes it would worsen,
Sputtering a cranky volcano,
Or delivered a salvage f-five,
Continuous chafing tornado.
If you can't manage a surge,
Let a throne be a fine friend,
Screening brings us danger,
Wishing only air will ascend.
You can try ably to conceal,
Friends then look in wonder,
Say your doctor could mine,
That ore-vain called thunder.
When in orbit around Uranus,
Down charcoal for your cure,
Your hubbub shall conclude,
The innards-spasms manure.
Don't be that quacking-duck,
Securing nose-held rejection,
Or the foolish running squad,
In the crappy-pants reflection.
March-20-2013 by Quilled_Penman©Glen King
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Psycho Poetry
PoetryA collection of humourous poetry I'm very happy to share. Plus, I'll be adding a range of other topics that fit into this category. Please Enjoy! <3