Brat Dog (bad-boys parody)
Brat-dog rat-dog,
What yah gonna do?
Where yah gonna go,
When I come for you?
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Your squeaky yawn roar,
It makes me happy,
Then I want some more.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
I see you in the yard,
Chasing those critters,
Like a hunting die-hard.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Don't dig around,
You look really filthy,
You crazy hellhound.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Your batty warpath,
Coloured you brown,
Now you need a long bath.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Brave dogs can cry,
A bath scares you,
And I don't know why?
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Your bark's too loud,
It is hurting my ears,
No wailing allowed.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Why do yah stare,
You perk and whine,
At the bunnies out there.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
I see you look high,
That squirrel's not yours,
Unless you can fly.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
You earned a neck-cone,
It's a lamp-shade measure,
For a rampant jawbone.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
You sneaky ratty fart,
Underneath our couch,
Shredding socks apart.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
You gopher for a treat,
Begging on your hind,
Still wanting that meat.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Got your moose-gravy,
With the meaty-chunks,
That you love like crazy.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Curled in a snooze,
Tire from the chances,
To capture but lose.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
Your mind has undone,
Bordering on berserk,
Storming fur that runs.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
I don't want the licks,
It's a nervous dog twitch,
When your rear leg kicks.
Brat-dog rat-dog,
It's time to go to bed,
My wicked little rebel,
You're a psycho hothead,
Brat-dog rat-dog.
March-11-2013 by Quilled_Penman©Glen King
~Author's Note: Written for all the Jack-Russell Terrier lovers. They are a very devoted pet, but chase everything with four legs and fur. Best when sung to the "bad-boys" song.
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