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Cow: So!........... Who broke it?....... I'm not mad. I just wanna know?
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Gazelle:........... I BROKE IT!!! I-
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Cow:No. You didn't. Tiki?
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Tiki:Don't look at me!.....Look at Donut!
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Donut: What?! I didn't break it!!
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Tiki: Huh,that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
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Donut: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken. *shows a broken coffee machine*
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Tiki: Suspicious
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Donut: No, it's not!!!
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Husky: If it matters.. but probably doesn't. Candelabra was the last one to use it.
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Candelabra: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!!
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Husky: Oh really. Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier??
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Candelabra: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that Husk!!
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Gazelle: OK,OK! Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it,Cow!
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Cow: No! Who broke it!!??
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*silents*
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Donut: Cow. Sea queen has been awfully quiet!
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Sea queen:REALLY!!!
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Donut:Yeah, really!
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[Everyone fighting]
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Cow: I broke it! It burned my hand, so I punched it!
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[Baby, Baby Mammoth, and Baby Alien outside in the middle of the night]
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Baby: Where's the spider?
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B.A. and B.M: Over there in the road!!
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Baby: How big is it?
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Baby Alien: REALLY BIG!!
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Baby: Where is it?
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Baby Mammoth: It's over there!
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[Sees a big spider]
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Baby: It is big!
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[Baby tries to hit it with a bat] *B.A. and B.M. screams*
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Baby Alien: Is it dead?
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Baby and B.M.: No!
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Baby Alien: Dude, hit it! [Baby tries to hit the spider] *Baby Alien screams* [Grabs the bat]
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Baby Alien: THAT'S IT!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! GO!!! [ Tries to hit the Spider so hard]
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Baby: Dude, actually hit it!
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[B.A. hits is the spider, but millions of baby spiders came out.] *B.M. screams* Baby: What?!
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Baby Alien: It gave birth?! Oh my God, it gave birth!!! IT GAVE BIRTH!!
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[The Baby trios ran and scream all over the neighborhood]
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Sir Bug a boo: Hi! How are y-
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*Pumpkin growls and barks* *Bug screams*
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Bug: GET YOU FUCKIN DOG OFF OF ME!!!
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Scarecrow: They don't bite.
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[ Pumpkins surrounding Bug]
Bug: YES, THEY, DO!!
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[Pickle and Cuddle Monster on the table and screaming so loud]
[Spider on the floor]
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Sea Queen: What Happened?!? Is everything okay?
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Pickle: NO, IT'S NOT OKAY!!! A FRICKEN TARANTULA ALMOST TOOK MY FRICKEN ARM OFF!!!!
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Cuddle Monster: SEA QUEEN DO SOMETHING! I'M SCARED!!!
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Sea Queen: Where!?!?!
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Cuddle Monster:RIGHT THERE!!!
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Pickle: RIGHT FRICKEN THERE!!!! ARE YOU BLIND?!?!
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*sees a tiny spider*
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Sea Queen: Are you talking about that?! The itty-bitsy spider?
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Pickle: Yea
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*Frowns*
Sea Queen: WOW!! Ladies!!! Alright fine! I'll squish it!!
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Cuddle Monster: NO! DON'T HURT IT!!!
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Sea Queen: Oh My God!! [Grabs a cup and puts the spider in the cup and covers it]
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*Pickle and Cuddle Monster hysterical screaming* *Sea Queen turns around slowly with a shocked, confused look*
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Sea Queen: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
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*Pickle and Cuddle Monster gets off the table* Pickle: Your fricken Suicidal man!
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Sea Queen: Guys! Was that tough for me to watch as a parent?
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Pickle: You're not a parent!
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Sea Queen: Good! Because, if I was, I'd be incredibly ashamed!
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Masked Singer Oneshot
RandomThe Masked Singers travel and dare to adventure. They're funny and fun adventures. (This is not only my first Masked singer fanfiction story, but my first oneshot). The rules of the story are in the first chapter of the story.
