{ 10:26 pm }
Niall has added Louis to the group chat.
Niall has added Liam to the group chat.
Niall has added Harry to the group chat.
Louis: What the actual hell is going on?
Niall: Group chat sleep over ! :))
Louis: I never agreed to this.. and I didn't even agree in letting you in the band, yet you still did it.
Harry: Be nice, Louis. This is very polite of Niall.
Liam: I just finished pooping, what's up?
Louis: Oh great, he's here. Double the fun!
Niall: Hi Liam !!!!!!
Liam: Another group chat sleepover? Really? Last time we did this, Harry dropped his phone in a bowl of cereal and Louis "accidentally" dropped his phone out of his window.
Harry: I wanted to see if it could float :(
Louis: I tripped over a tampon
Niall: This time it'll be way funner, trust me boys!
Harry: Funner isn't a word, Niall.
Louis: Neither is 'bestest' so shut your mouth
Harry: Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?
Niall: That song is sooo 2006 ha ha !
Liam: I think I clogged the toilet
Louis: Tmi, Liam.. T M I
Niall: We should play a game !
Liam: Sure, what kind of game? Can we play the 'how do we unclog a toilet' game?
Louis: Liam, you just thrust the god damn stick toilet pooper thing in and out of the toilet hole.
Harry: What's a stick toilet pooper thing?
Louis: I think it's called the unclogger
Niall: It's a plunger for god's sake ! Y'all too rich to be learnin' 4th grade words !
Liam: Okay do I push it in and out?
Harry: Yeah, act like you're a woman giving birth at the hospital with your legs spread across wide open while yelling bad words and gripping onto the sheets while veins pop out your neck and your face turns red while a naked human bean is going out of your poop hole!
Louis: Human bean, really? Plus, it doesn't go out of your poop hole. It goes out of your pee pee hole, idiot!
Harry: That's what my mum told me
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Niall: Harry, have you given birth before? How do you know all of this? Tell us more !!! :DD
Harry: I'm a professional. (Guy with emoji glasses)
Liam: My poop went away! Yay :)
Louis: Oh lord.
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FanfictionThose little text conversations written between the band members of One Direction. " This is the most funniest fanfiction on watt pad ever! " -Fake New York Times (One Shots)
