MADDAM SIR THE TEAM

KAHANI KI SHURUAAT

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Kahani ki shuruaat hoti hai dewaliya brothers ke arrest hone ke baad se jahan neta ji ne MADDAM SIR & TEAM ko sabak sikhane ka plan banaya tha,
Lekin ye baat wo nahi janta tha ki kisi ne uski sari planning sunli hai and time rahete wo insan mpt me sari planning ke bare men bata deta hai.

( Guy's kya aap log andaza laga sakte ho ki wo insan Kaun hai,agar aap logon ne andaza laga liya hai ki wo insan Kaun hai toh aap log Sahi ho.
Ji haan wo insan koi aur nahi balki guddu dewaliya ki dharam patni hi hai.
Kyonki ye sari planning dewaliya's ke ghar par ho rahi thi aur guddu dewaliya ki patni chhupkar ye sari baten sun rahi thi )

Ye sab sunkar hamari bhaukali ks ka gussa satven aasaman par pahunch gaya,
Aur phir wo tayyar ho gayi un logon ko dhar dabochane isse pahle ki wo aage badhti hm beech mein aa gayi aur kaha.

Hm; ruk jaiye ks aap wahan aise       akele nahi ja sakti.

Ks: to ka karen hum maddam sir bataye aap hi, un sasuron ka itna himmat ho gaya hai ki hamare Thane ko bomb se udayenge.

Inki mayya ki sasu mayya isse pahle chhitde na udha de hum un kameeno ke.

Aur gusse se apna hath table par patak deti hai.ks ka para high dekh kar hm aankh band kar ke thuk nigalti hai aur phir kaheti hai.

Hm: shant ks shant ho jaye aap pahle aur hame sochne dijiye kuchh.aur phir chita ki taraf dekhte hue kaheti hai.
chita Hame dewaliya brothers ki sari information chahiye jald se jald akhir arrest hone ke baad woh log ghar par kaise pahunch gaye koi kayeda kanoon hai bhi ya nahi.

Chita kuchh kahega us se pehle hi darwaze se sp ki Aawaz aati hai aur sabhi us taraf dekhte hai.

Sp: uski koi zaroorat nahi hai jazbaaton wali baai. Ye sun kar ks ko gussa aata hai aur kaheti hai.

Ks: ka,.. matlab ka hai tumhara ha....
Na matlab hum aise hi hath pe hath dhare baithe rahe, kuchh na karen waah bahut badiya.

Pj se bhi raha nahi gaya aur kud padi bich men.

Ps: haan nahi to kya, aise kaise zaroorat nahi hai pata karne ki, hum yahan shanti se baithe rahenge aur phir pata chala wo log apne plan mein kamyab ho gaye.

Tabhi bich me billu bolta hai.

Bc: Hum yahan shanti se vichar karte rahe jayenge aur wo log apna kaam kar ke news channel pe humare dardnak ant ki khabren dekh kar khushiyan manayenge.

phir soch kar chillata hai.Nahin.......

maa mai abhi nahi marna chahata, mujhe to abhi shadi karni hai,ek sunder si pyari si gudiya jaisi ladki ki apne inhi hathon se mang bharni hai, phir is billu niwas ko apne chote chote bilauto se bharna bhi to hai,
billu aage aur bhi kuchh kahepata chita bol padta hai.

Cc: bas kar ye narpishach,kaise matlab kaise paal lete ho re tum inti sari galat fahemi, shadi karni hai, bacche karne hai,wo bhi sunder si pyari si gudiya jaisi ladki ke sath haa... matlab koi kaise itna bada bada Sapna dekh sakta hai aur wo bhi tum samjh me nahi aaya re bilaute. Aur haste hue kaheta hai. Ye to is janam me namumkin hai.

Ye sunkar billu bachche jaisi shakal banakar pair patakte hue apane style me pj se kaheta hai.

Bc: maa.... Dekho na maa kaise ye nithalla aapke bachche ka mazak udha raha hai, mai mang kab bharunga maa.......

Ps: tum chup raho bille aur hamara socho hum itni Jawan zaheen ladki  hamari koi umr hai marne ki, abhi hamne dekha hi kya,

tabhi ks budbuati hai...
Ks: bacha bhi kya hai...ks ki baat ko nazar andaz karke pj aage badh kar hm se kaheti hai.