Akaza POV: "AKAZA-DONO!!!!" I hear that every single day and it's always Douma. I don't understand why he always comes up to me even though I hate him. But today he's dressed up as a... girl?
"AKAZA-DONO!!!" "LOOK AT MEEE!!!" "DO YOU SEE HOW PRETTY I AMMMM?!!"
" Douma you look dumb." "Take that off before I punch your disgusting head off."
"But Akaza you don't hit women." "So you can't hit meee."
" You know what Douma" "Your a very pretty woman."
"YOU REALLYYY??"
"No your the most ugly fucking person I've ever seen."
"Akaza-Dono that was very mean :("
"Well go cry about it bitch"
"You know akaza I don't understand why you're so mad all the time" "I mean really how could you be so mean and so little at the same time?"
"Well I don't understand how your so dumb and obnoxious." "But your still upper 2"
"Well Akaza-Dono maybe if u actually used a weapon like me you'd be just as strong."
"...."
5 Minutes Later...
"AKAZA IM SORRY ALL I SAID WAS TO USE A WEAPON!"
"IM A GIRL AKAZA WHAT ABOUT YOUR MORALS??!!"
"FUCK THEM MORALS THESE HANDS RATED E FOR EVERYBODY BITCH."
TBH THIS STORY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WAYY DIFFERENT BUT I HAD TOO MUCH FUN MAKING IT THIS WAYYY
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{• Upper.Moon.One-Shots•}
Short StoryBasically one-shots of the upper moons and other demons. There might be some spoilers in some of these but I'll put a warning on them! Also this might have some cussing
