Honkai Star rail but very silly

Kafka and Bladie

Idk man.

Kafka has been taken by the divination commission.

Fuxuan probably to some idk... magic on her.

Oh the look on her face's terrified by something.
Did Kafka mind is really scary that much???

"Why don't you go and say something to your mom- I mean stellaron hunter?"
Welt asked Stelle.

"Yippee okayyyy"
Stelle rush towards the criminal.

Kafka who saw the trailblazer In front of her, bring her a happiness.

"You're here."
She smiled.

" Ur bad guy? :("
Stelle frown.

"Nah, I just set u up to savvveee the people isn't amazing?"
The purple woman tilt her head.

"Idk"
The gray hair replied.

"Oh btw the earthquake is gonna happen in 3"
Kafka looked up to the giant tree (which is idk what is gonna happened soon)

" 3 what...?"

"2...1"

[Fucking cool earthquake sound effect idk]

Oh look Kafka is gonna escape.
Stelle rushes to her not wanting her to go away.

But there's a mysterious man who absolutely
Not related to Danheng.

" I'll get u candy later just go back"
A man non-canonically said.

"Oki dad :D"
Stelle you can't just randomly implying someone as your own dad wtf 💀

And then both Kafka and that man who named Blade did the spiderman thing and disappeared.