Bruh do I really need to explain the whole deer thingy?
Let's just skip to the version 1.3 or 1.2 idk
Ok it's 1.2
oh OH THE GANG IS IN ALCHEMY COMMISION!!??
wait Tingyun is here too? WOWWW
The surrounding covered in the scent of mara and unmoving bodies on the dusty ground.
The isolation making this place looks so hollow.
Only the curse of the abundance lingering in the air.What the astral express crew must do right now, is to surrpressing the stellaron.
"WUAHT THE FUAVCK IS HAPPEING HEURE?"
Stelle turning left and right to check the environment."Oh, shits happen lmao."
Tingyun replied."Anyways let's go"
Welt is already went ahead of the whole team.Ok now shits happened here bc of the disciple of the ssss- what idk I forgor.
Oh and we found Fuxuan! Yey.
there's a Beeg fog that makes ppl go apeshit and so on.
And wow their have their own leader.
OOOO AND NOW WE ARE GONNA FIGHT EM
And Im not gonna narrated the whole fight ofc
Yay we beat her.
..
Wait
Why is the leader called for Tingyun?"Oh what."
March is confused.Tingyun smiled. Oh shit
OH NOOOO" tsk tsk tsk, y'all stupid lmao. I'm not rlly Tingyun btw :) "
"Wait WAHT"
Stelle is shocked.Tingyun (not) , exploded the mara stuck homies and then....
*Snap*
OH MY FUCKING GOD TINGYUN SNAP HER NECK
AND SHE IS FUCKING DEAD.
ok why is there a floating orb
IT CAN SPEAK???
"Hiyaaa I'm phantylia ;) I'm like, gonna blew this ship yahhhh cya :))) "
Oh no what do we do?
Anyways, go to Danheng pov.
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Honkai Star rail but very silly
Humorhonkai Star rail but everything is too silly and very stupid.