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me | @authorofstory
welcome back to my page everyone!! around july i was watching marauders twitter tiktoks as one does and thought why hasn't anyone (to my knowledge) written a cohesive story where through these hilarious tweets the marauders grow closer and then stuff ?? so i decided to be the one to do this <3
6:30pm • 1 jan 2023
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- g e n u i n e i n f o r m a t i o n -
i love the marauders and their friendship dynamics but i don't think i would be bothered enough for an instagram or twitter or tiktok account for posting so here's a wattpad story :)

i'm gonna upload weekly starting january 1st (with real dates on the tweets) according to genuine things happening in our world as i know it from an AUSSIE perspective (i'm an australian living in australia and i will NOT be doing research jus so it's accurate to the brits 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ sorry guys)

i also absolutely love the headcanon where marlene cannot spell to save her life and that's what i did for ron in my other book BUT it takes sm brain power and i had comments asking what it actually said so i will not be doing for her in this fic 😭😭 — i love marlene tho and i will be including her lots so please don't be mad at me for it 🙏🙏

- c a s t -
just kidding !! i will not be including a cast for a marauders story cuz i don't want an argument to happen in the comments so please imagine them in ur head the same way i do :D
(i might put photos for tweets sometimes but not too many and won't be too specific)

- u s e r n a m e s -

james: @prongs
remus: @rizzmuslupin
lily: @evanslils
peter: @ratatouille
sirius: @notjoking69
regulus: @regulusblack
regulus' priv: @notreggie
pandora: @ahskdjknska
dorcas: @meadowbank
evan: @rossyrosier
barty: @4bcjr20
mary: @bloodyhellmary
marlene: @mommyissues

username changes can and will occur in the story but pretty much the entire chapter will be about the username change so u won't miss it ;)

enjoy <33 (happy new years eve)