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sirius | @notjoking69
i'm leaving all the toxic ppl behind in 2023, @4bcjr20 u need to leave
12:39am •  1 jan 2024
                             25k likes | 4.6k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @notjoking69
why don't u start by leave that 69 from ur username since we all know u ain't getting any

lily @evanslils
replying to @notjoking69
shots fired

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @evanslils
go away u little leprechaun










remus | @rizzmuslupin
i'm gonna follow in sirius' footsteps and cut out the fake ass bitches in my life too @rossyrosier
12:56am  •  1 jan 2024
                           38k likes | 5.5k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @rizzmuslupin
my ass is actually hella legit 🤷‍♀️

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rossyrosier
what ass

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @rossyrosier
i've never seen it 🤷‍♀️










regulus | @regulusblack
for the new year i will be making a new priv acc and everyone but james and sirius can follow it @notreggie
2:43am •  1 jan 2024
                             28k likes | 2.3k retweets

james @prongs
replying to @regulusblack
that's so unfair 😠

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @prongs
that's so tragic 💔

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @regulusblack
i don't even wanna be on ur priv acc

regulus @regulusblack
replying to @notjoking69
then why'd u request on ur stalker acc

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @regulusblack
HOW DKD YK ABT THAT ACC










peter | @ratatouille
these are my predictions for 2024 for us 😇:
- sirius gets banned on roblox
- i bump into taylor swift and lily beats me up
- mary dates an american
- dorcas is revealed to be a theater kid
- pandora tries (and fails) to quit weed
- james pulls off the dumbest prank fucking like ever and goes viral for like 2 weeks
- marlene gets arrested (could be sirius)
- sirius becomes forever traumatised through learning something really weird
- one of the slytherins gets canceled (evan maybe?)
- remus and regulus hookup
- mary unknowingly starts a tiktok trend
- barty becomes mutuals with ice spice
7:59am  •  1 jan 2024
                             57k likes | 12.1k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
no cuz how the actual fuck did u come up with all that at 7am

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @ratatouille
ngl i genuinely think most of those are gonna happen

peter @ratatouille
replying to @meadowbank
i had some good cheese and it gave me some gut feelings 🤷‍♀️

peter @ratatouille
replying to @bloodyhellmary
keep ur eyes peeled for some americans










marlene | @mommyissues
i haven't eaten since last year 💔
9:44am  •  1 jan 2024
          23.4k likes | 3.2k retweets

lily @evanslils
replying to @mommyissues
omg are u okay?

lily @evanslils
replying to @evanslils
wait no nvm 🖕

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @mommyissues
U A FUNNY ONE FOR REALLL 🤣🤣










mary | @bloodyhellmary
proud hater everyday i wake up ready to hate and bring negativity 💘💘
10:32am  •  1 jan 2024
                          19.6k likes | 4.4k retweets

james @prongs
replying to @bloodyhellmary
really mary? on new years day?

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
fight me mama's boy

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @bloodyhellmary
so real i support u queen 🥰

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @bloodyhellmary
except between remus evan barty and sirius, we've challenged them to a year free of hate 😇












happy new year <33

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