𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 (𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿.)

⤷ 03,, morning texts

bitchass😐
[ 6.29 am ]

you
hi

i have a question

bitchass😐
no

you
rude

but like idc

soooooooo what were you so
stressed about yesterday?

bitchass😐
none of your fucking business

you
i'm just trying to be nice why
aren't you working with me here
buddy

bitchass😐
shut up :)

i never asked for you to text
me so piss off

why tf are you texting me so
early

you
well damn

i was just trying to be nice

why so salty🥲

and its a school day so i'm up
getting ready for school lol

bitchass😐
oh ok whatever

you
WHY DID U ASK THEN 🤨🤨

bitchass😐
just because

& to answer your other million
texts:

i'm salty cuz i don't fucking care
about you lmao and you keep
texting me while i'm saying you
should just leave

nor do i want to be friends with
someone like you

you
is this because of my funny
joke? is that why you are so
salty my dear?

bitchass😐
your joke wasn't funny, not at
all.

i'm not your dear shut up

you
oh come on

it was funny

you can't lie about that my
sweet sweet sugarplum

bitchass😐
oh piss off

i've got enough of your shit rn
it's getting really annoying

just leave me alone thanks

you
honey who hurt you😔

bitchass😐
no one

just leave me alone

that's all i'm asking

you
but i'm just here tryna make
friends here mate😔

heart💔 been broke📉 so many
times⏰ i don't know🤷🏻‍♀️ what to
believe😩

bitchass😐
i'm not looking for "friends"

so just leave me alone

is that really too much to ask?

you're a random stranger prank
texting me (which wasn't fun at
all) and now you're trying to
befriend me for no reason

you're so annoying please leave
me alone

you
aw man i'm not good at making
friends am i

i'm sorry😔😐

CAN WE BE FRIENDS PLEASE

i'm desperate

bitchass😐
no

did you seriously not read what
i just said to you wtf

you're so ignorant

why would i wanna be friends
with someone that doesn't even
listen to other people's needs

you
ok fine

i'll leave you alone

can i at least get your name
then my sugarplum?

bitchass😐
no. the answer is always no

you
you're so boring

so if the answer is always no,
then the answer to my next
question will also be no?

bitchass😐
yes

you
ok ok good hihihihihihi

bitchass😐
wtf

you
so do you REALLY want me to
leave you alone?

bitchass😐
yes

you
DAMMIT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU
SAID TO ME BUDDY AHHHHH

ur so mean ;(( i was getting
excited and i thought i really
tricked you there!!!

bitchass😐
i don't care

you
but fine :( i'll leave💔

bitchass😐
good

you
i was kidding though
seen

i'm not gonna leave you alone
seen

because i need friends
seen

😁😁😁😁
seen

and you're not boring bae i enjoy
talking to you so much :))
seen

not thE SEEN AGAIN WTF
seen

bitchass😐 changed unknown number
to "can you be more annoying"

can you be more annoying
HEY
seen

NOT COOL
seen

:(((
seen

bitchass😐
lol

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author's note~

it's so fun to rewrite and add things to the chapters to make it even better because some were so short i'm impressed i even published these with the amount of things that were being said lmao