blue lock chatfic oneshots

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[ 2:19 pm ]

isagi
y/n
why are u like this
i'm gonna jump off a bridge if u don't reply
okay bye i'm gonna jump

bachira
yo this is the fish in the water
he just jumped in
why didnt u reply to him

raichi
hes fucking dead omg

isagi
y/n its me
im in the hospital
idk if ima make it

kunigami
yo y/n this is the surgeon

chigiri
why wont she respond

y/n
i sent this whole paragraph ranting to isagi
then he sends me a fucking "let's play 8ball!"
bitchass

nagi
LMAOOO

isagi
sorry bout that

reo
he was just helping u take ur mind off of things

isagi
exactlyy 🗣️🔥

y/n
never texting u again
also i just found out from isagi that bachira has an inner monster?????

kunigami
ye just go along with it

raichi
r we sure he aint schizophrenic

bachira
its not like that
idk how to explain
it just happens
like my monster told me to pass to isagi at the start of blue lock

y/n
is the monster ur talking about homosexuality

chigiri
PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭😭

shidou
ong i got the same inner monster in me then 🥶🥶

reo
bachira has more in common w isagi than we thought

nagi
hes just like batman with his alter ego

bachira
batman is a fictional character

isagi
so is ur dad 💀

y/n
BROOOO AINT NO WAY

reo
ISAGI CALM DOWN

shidou
he was a lil too quick with that one 💀

raichi
fucking ended him
how do u even respond to that

nagi
don't forget to like and subscribe

[ 5:22 pm ]

y/n
i saw this photo of baby rin
i will never be the same

shidou
LMAOO eyelashes 💀

y/n
STOP
no being mean to baby rin

chigiri
so pocket sized

bachira
he doesn't look depressed for once
omg pre-emo rin 🥺

raichi
lmao fr what happened 💀

isagi
awww so cute *sends a bomb to his address*

y/n
WHY DONT HURT HIM

rin
Isagi, that joke isn't funny.
I suffer from paranoia so be mindful of what you text.

shidou
i am living in your walls.

[ 7:32 pm ]

isagi
hiiiii

rin
you told me to end my life 5 times last week

isagi
can we please not focus on the past?

kunigami
thats just an average day for isagi 💀

bachira
damn only 5?

raichi
lets make it 6 this week

isagi
dont tempt me
anyway i hate the cheap ass toilet paper at blue lock
almost fingered my ass

y/n
too early for this

chigiri
some things are meant to be kept private

shidou
i do that all the time isagi
it feels nice

kunigami
shidou wildin 💀

raichi
the way he isnt even joking too

bachira
shidou i will remove your voicebox please hold still

nagi
i swear mosquitoes be pullin down ur socks to bite u
like how tf do i have one on my ankle

shidou
wish they would pull down my pants and

y/n
care to finish that sentence?

reo
dont leave us hanging please continue

kunigami
go on dont be shy

rin
my finger is hovering over the block button

shidou
nah ima hold back
just this once tho
your welcome

chigiri
bare minimum 💀

raichi
the bar is in hell

bachira
guys i just saw this tiktok
who the frick is bakogo 😭

isagi
i think hes from this cartoon idrk
its called my hairy asshole or smth

y/n
MY HAIRY WHAT???

chigiri
WHAT

raichi
NAHHH what shows r u watching isagi 🤨

shidou
bro is NOT watching the right my hero academia 💀